Yes, it really does sound like the END!
But I'm very happy about the discount offered for multiple shows, getting up front at the GA shows etc. But I'm just afraid it will be a clusterfcuk trying to get those special tickets.
Now that I've had time to calm down and forward this announcement to several people, I realise that the future is uncertain and so we should just enjoy the shows and not think about the end. I started going to shows in 1991, but in 1997 I started getting the fear that each tour would be the last. It doesn't matter whether it's the last or not because it's always the last for now.
I'm terrible at anticipating the future. I can't see myself living beyond 50, so then I'll probably end up living past 100 and grumbling, "How the hell did this happen, damnit!?"
Also, I re-read the putting-an-end-to-reunion-rumours bit. Yeah, I know, it'll never happen. BUT 75 MILLION DOLLARS to turn up on a stage 50 times wiff Johnny Marr!!!! That is amazing. If you think ticket prices are high now, woah, Nellie!
I think what he means is, he is probably going to take a break from touring for a while, maybe release an album or two or compilation without touring, and in case he decides to not resume touring, he doesn't want to disappoint fans by not warning them that this could be their last chance to see him. Imagine how upset everyone would be if he went on a tour, took a year or two off, then announced he was retiring (or no longer touring, at least), when more people might have tried to go see him knowing it was their last chance. He's just giving us all fair warning that he will probably take a break and might not come back, but he's probably going to tour again in the future, sometime.
I suppose fans are going to be divided into optimist and pessimist camps now, and if you have to classify me, throw me in with the optimists. I don't think this is the end. I'm not just saying that to "make myself feel better", it's what I think, and if what I thought was very bad news, I would be able to handle that.
I'm just hoping that he's pulling a Bowie, making it sound like it's The End to add more drama to these last few shows, and that he'll be back in a couple of years. I just can't imagine Morrissey being satisfied sitting around at home. He needs us just as much as we need him. He's probably just tired and wants to take a long breather from touring.
I hope. <shifts nervously, stomach aching>