What would you give Morrissey for his....

a nice hat
 
I would give him the beatnik collection "BEAT!" and The Bear Quartet album "Penny Century":)
 
A record deal!
 
a boy, he said he wanted one years ago. :D

Actually, I'd either write him a poem, kidnap Jamie Oliver and send him the pictures, steal him a famous painting, or give him one of those personalised genetic prints that have been in the media recently.
However, then he'd be forever questioning how I'd gotten hold of his DNA and probably more than a little freaked out.
 
Ooh... too bad you didn't catch me before my shower after the show last night--- I was up against the stage in the first row and I did get sprayed a bit- whether it was sweat or spit, I'm not asking. Genetic material, it was.

If I'd had a better kind, I could have put it to better use. I think he would benefit from being a parent, too much navel-gazing isn't healthy. Besides, how cute would a baby Moz be? Yum!
 
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