should morrissey get susan boyle "onside"

[speedfreaks ball]

prime her up as the support act for the uk leg?
sing a duet or have her/him backing one of each others tracks.
steal her away from the cruel cowell circus with a fat wad of cash,
an unlikely unfashionable awkward star coming from a house full of books , just the "never been kissed " thing is enough for me to know these two are right for each other!

 

[Kewpie]

Hmmm

Huh, are you already drunk tonight?


Nope, Lady Gaga should be Morrissey's opening act!

 

[Not Right in the Head]

On the side of the road, thrown out of a fast-moving car, maybe.

 

[speedfreaks ball]

Re: Hmmm

Huh, are you already drunk tonight?


It's not Morrissey's style to have someone like Susan Boyle (yes, she's a brilliant singer) as his opening act.

its exactly morrisseys style- dont you understand a thing about morrissey?

 

[oye terence]

They kind of look the same, in a disturbing way.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

They kind of look the same, in a disturbing way.

But she's a better singer. What I wouldn't do to see her do some cord-whippin'.

 

[speedfreaks ball]

the publicity and the victory over the that foul cowell would be justification enough

 

[Amy]

They kind of look the same, in a disturbing way.

Oh my God, thanks for mental image

 

[dothewatusi]

prime her up as the support act for the uk leg?
sing a duet or have her/him backing one of each others tracks.
steal her away from the cruel cowell circus with a fat wad of cash,
an unlikely unfashionable awkward star coming from a house full of books , just the "never been kissed " thing is enough for me to know these two are right for each other!

Would she have been him if he was a girl and his door was never knocked upon? Would his eyebrows been in need of a plucking? Just thinking, not drinking.

 

[nugz]

they could sing "Interlude" together.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

They kind of look the same, in a disturbing way.

Oh my God, thanks for mental image

he's, kind of, right though

 

[speedfreaks ball]

imagine the press, imagine cowells face!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nowherefast944]

They kind of look the same, in a disturbing way.

they should breed together to see what kind of monster results

they could sing "Interlude" together.

best morrissey song ever.
not doubt about it

 

[modrevolve]

He would never want to be upstaged.

 

[TheFirstLostLady]

They kind of look the same, in a disturbing way.

they should breed together to see what kind of monster results

I morphed two pictures of them and well...the result is kinda creepy, the picture of Morrissey hardly changed

I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

I morphed two pictures of them and well...the result is kinda creepy, the picture of Morrissey hardly changed

I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

That looks like the grotesquely large bride that godlovesugly paraded around a few months ago.

 

[Hellie]

I nearly died laughing when I read this thread.

Superb.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Woah...that picture is bloody scary vis-a-vis the similarity etc...creepy

 

[Stoner Kebab]

I morphed two pictures of them and well...the result is kinda creepy, the picture of Morrissey hardly changed

I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

Can you do me a favour and slap a pic of gertrude on stein on top of the two of em and see what happens?????

 

[anon x]

the result is kinda creepy, the picture of Morrissey hardly changed

Well,they've both got great big tattie heids.