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I listen to everyone.

And if that post was so innocuous - why do we have another political video about Ireland sprouting on the thread?

tbf - you might mean why don't I try to persuade them? It's not possible - the rot is deep. The only thing left is fear of getting busted. MAYBE. It didn't help poor Margi Clarke, now spending her days promoting her son's neo-Nazi podcast.
You need help, love. You’ve lost it.
 
In todays UK Times newspaper, Johnny Marr is interviewed in the regular "My culture fix" section.

My guiltiest culture pleasure.

"Cheese and onion pasty, chips and peas. Anyone who says thats not a culture doesn't know what they are talking about."
I love onions, but they give me the terrible shits. Same with garlic.
 
Does homosexuality scare you, Gordy? I get that feeling from you.
yo mama is so stupid she thought lgbtq was a sandwich.
an lgbtq activist asked a man,how do you view lesbian relations,he replied-in full hd.
 
…. What?
They are two separate jokes, both involving wordplay based around types of sexual identity and desire.

In the first, the comedy stems from the similarity between the acronym for a type of sandwich (BLT - bacon, lettuce, tomato) and another acronym LGBTQ, which stands for lesbian, gay and some other stuff. Apparently your mother is dim enough to mix these up, with amusing consequences!

In the second joke, the humour hinges on double meanings of the word "view" whereby it can mean an opinion and also "to watch" - so there is hilarious confusion about "watching" lesbian relations (here, we are led to believe, pornography) on a high-definition screen.

It all feels a bit Two Ronnies, to be honest...
 
They are two separate jokes, both involving wordplay based around types of sexual identity and desire.

In the first, the comedy stems from the similarity between the acronym for a type of sandwich (BLT - bacon, lettuce, tomato) and another acronym LGBTQ, which stands for lesbian, gay and some other stuff. Apparently your mother is dim enough to mix these up, with amusing consequences!

In the second joke, the humour hinges on double meanings of the word "view" whereby it can mean an opinion and also "to watch" - so there is hilarious confusion about "watching" lesbian relations (here, we are led to believe, pornography) on a high-definition screen.

It all feels a bit Two Ronnies, to be honest...
I got the jokes. If you can call them jokes. I just don’t understand why. when asked if gayness scared him, he just started telling me jokes. Derailing the thread yet again.
 
I got the jokes. If you can call them jokes. I just don’t understand why. when asked if gayness scared him, he just started telling me jokes. Derailing the thread yet again.
Don't be sore just because he's funnier than you
 
thats your second gay mention this week,is theresomething you would like to get off your hairy chest.
Uh, no. I am not the hairy chested men you dream about, I am a woman. You are obviously gay, you don't need to hide it, it's 2024. Your comments and over emphasis of how much you love women, combined with your relentless misogyny kind of give it away.
 
Uh, no. I am not the hairy chested men you dream about, I am a woman. You are obviously gay, you don't need to hide it, it's 2024. Your comments and over emphasis of how much you love women, combined with your relentless misogyny kind of give it away.
f... that,the very idea of me being in any way attracted to a big hairy arsed guy sends shivers down my perfectly aligned spine,i like my women with big tits and a big arse,i suspect you dont own any of these.
 
f... that,the very idea of me being in any way attracted to a big hairy arsed guy sends shivers down my perfectly aligned spine,i like my women with big tits and a big arse,i suspect you dont own any of these.
You expecting me to describe my body to you is sexist and misogynistic, and you are still gay. I am sure you enjoyed describing those men tho.
 
You expecting me to describe my body to you is sexist and misogynistic, and you are still gay. I am sure you enjoyed describing those men tho.
i will be very gay in the old sense of the word when i have a bunch of easter eggs on friday.
like the way you say you are still gay as if the more you say it then it will happen.
 
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