TTY: Gail Shea in search of a new hobby

a) "Since Gail Shea thinks it is morally correct of Canada to dispense with unwanted beings by slicing their heads open with an axe, hopefully this same fate will happen to Shea"

So I guess wishing death on humans is OK then, but animals most certainly not.

b) "...although given her 78% pork girth it could take nine wielding axemen and at least six daylight hours to finish her off."

Wait. What? Morrissey is taking the piss out of someone for being fat? Jesus f***ing Christ. Shameful. Absolutely shameful. Seriously Morrissey, f*** off, and lay off the vodka.

f***s sake.

 

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Blimey. I've just noticed that this Timi dude is a dead ringer for Tina D.!
I hope Tina doesn't have that voice, I find it very grating.

Crappy tune, too. No offence.

Well first of all... Timi Yuro is not a.... 'dude' . And she didn't write the song for someone like you. 'No offense'

 

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Well first of all... Timi Yuro is not a.... 'dude' . And she didn't write the song for someone like you. 'No offense'

She didn't? Thank God for small mercies!

 

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Morrissey is not a heighist. In fact he surronds himself with teeny people like Johnny. Makes him feel big

oh....' go and TRIP A DWARF' !

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She didn't? Thank God for small mercies!

yeah, 'small mercies' You too... ' go and TRIP A DWARF' !

 

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yeah, 'small mercies' You too... ' go and TRIP A DWARF' !

I can't, darling. Buddha strictly forbids self-tripping.

We're on to bigger things, anyway. (Don't *you* know? I feel you do. )

 

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I can't, darling. Buddha strictly forbids self-tripping.

We're on to bigger things, anyway. (Don't *you* know? I feel you do. )

'bigger things' ? ... Don't you know... Buddha is IN the details.