The f*** My Life Thread

[DAVIE]

Today has been a dead shitty day...f*** my life completely to death!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My dentist made me a crown in March, but I had to save to pay for it, I put down half. So I owe her $450 and my mom agreed to help. So I go to make an appointment and she says it;s been so long that there's only a 50/50 chance the crown will fit. I'll have to pay for the crown that doesn't fit and a new crown, then I have to buy ANOTHER crown for a tooth I have exposed. AND I have a toothache on top of that that I won't ask her to work on until I pay for the other stuff. It all becomes unbearable to think about, how much money I need to save to be able to eat a salad and crunchy stuff or not be in pain. fml

Dentists should be considered doctors. I don't get that.

 

[Jackie London]

My dentist made me a crown in March, but I had to save to pay for it, I put down half. So I owe her $450 and my mom agreed to help. So I go to make an appointment and she says it;s been so long that there's only a 50/50 chance the crown will fit. I'll have to pay for the crown that doesn't fit and a new crown, then I have to buy ANOTHER crown for a tooth I have exposed. AND I have a toothache on top of that that I won't ask her to work on until I pay for the other stuff. It all becomes unbearable. fml

Oh no. Well hopefully it will fit. When will they put it in?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Oh no. Well hopefully it will fit. When will they put it in?

A week from this Friday at 10 am.

 

[Jackie London]

A week from this Friday at 10 am.

Hope it will go well. I still haven't sent you the package by the way, I'll try to send it tomorrow, I'll stop by the post office when I've dropped off the big girl in school.

 

[DAVIE]

My dentist made me a crown in March, but I had to save to pay for it, I put down half. So I owe her $450 and my mom agreed to help. So I go to make an appointment and she says it;s been so long that there's only a 50/50 chance the crown will fit. I'll have to pay for the crown that doesn't fit and a new crown, then I have to buy ANOTHER crown for a tooth I have exposed. AND I have a toothache on top of that that I won't ask her to work on until I pay for the other stuff. It all becomes unbearable to think about, how much money I need to save to be able to eat a salad and crunchy stuff or not be in pain. fml

Dentists should be considered doctors. I don't get that.

Come and live with me in the Welsh Boarders, you can have it for free

 

[Barking]

I've just spent 75 minutes with the mother of a kid who's not doing too well and she gave me evols because I apparently laughed when her son told me he wanted to go to a Football school.

"Did you laugh because you think he will not succeed?"

No! I can't help it if just the word "football" makes me laugh!
FML.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I've just spent 75 minutes with the mother of a kid who's not doing too well and she gave me evols because I apparently laughed when her son told me he wanted to go to a Football school.

"Did you laugh because you think he will not succeed?"

No! I can't help it if just the word "football" makes me laugh!
FML.

There's a football school? How old are the kids you teach?

Today my sister and I took a bike ride and we had to ride around not one, but TWO dead housecats in the gutter. Sad signs of tomfoolery.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

So my stoner neighbor who acts as though in a past life she was a tweeker because she flits about so nervously, appoached me this morning while I was assembling my bike basket in the driveway. She was on her porch singing classic rock tunes and wanting me to sing along but I was in a crabby mood and just looked at her and went "Meh." Then she comes over and says "I was going to call you douchebag (I went as a box of douche for Halloween and she;s been calling me douchebag ever since) but I guess that's getting old." and launches into some obviously weed-induced rambling about something when the postlady drives up. My neighbors name is Stephanie. So she says to the post lady (her rambling can go on for half an hour, even the post lady knew to shut off her truck) "Hey, don't be surprised if you deliver a certified letter to me in the coming days." SO of course we have to ask why (mind you I'm trying to mind my own business and figure out the basket which came in 5 pieces) and she says that she's hired a lawyer. I think. THey were legal documents. Anyway, to make a long story short, she lived with her dad who died about a year ago. In the park her daughter, her dad's grand daughter also lives with her husband and little girl. Stephanie and her are no longer talking because Stephanie believes that her daughter should continue paying back the loan her greandfather gave her to buy their mobile home, and make the check payable to her. She thinks her daughters debt to her grandfather should be carried forward to his estate of which she sees herself as the executor. SHe wants her daughter to pay her money in short to continue to live and smoke weed and not have a job. THEN she went on to say, and this was when the post lady had politely had enough and started her post truck that her daughter owes her MORE than that because she was supposed to go in half on a $500 bet in Vegas that the Patriots would be undefeated in pre season from a number of years ago and if it weren;t for her daughter not allowing her access to another lump of money from another time she would have several hundred thousand in the bank...it was a sports bet. And it was her daughters fault. And that was why she was suing her. And now she smokes smokeless cigarettes and has applied for a job selling plots at the mortuary on our block. And my other stoner friend facebooked me a message on my wall today that the next time he's in LA we should write a movie. He can barely write a sentence. And yesterday while I was working at a video shoot my head got fuzzy and I felt sleepy and we were playing techno to get the models in the mood to do blue steel and play to the camera and they were saying they all felt like they were clubbing because of the music and I just don't feel safe in my own body anymore sometimes. And I went to look at the shot in the monitor and walked into the elaborate light setup in the sych and they said I was in the shade and I got scared and ran out of the sych so as not to ruin the shoot. And we moved these ginormous louver props and put a Hovet mirror from Ikea in the back of the truch and when the door opened, Noah couldn't believe it didn't break. FML

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I had to write and distribute checks to all the workers yesterday. The models got paid different pay rates. Noah said to me at least five or six times "Be discreet. Just be discreet when handing out the checks." Then he'd repeat it over and over like a mantra, "Be discreet. Please be discreet." and when I assured him I would he;d say it again, "Be discreet." THen he'd say it later in the day, "Just be discreet." Then later we were talking about the shoot and he said "I love my wife, our bond is amazing and precious but when I see those models and their bodies I just want to f*** them. I want to bend them over and f*** them so hard." and he was going on and on about it.

I just keep remembering stuff, I need to not think and I'd post less to the FML thread

 

[Black Cloud]

One of the greatest men I've ever known died this week. He spent his twenties trying to kill himself, and the rest of his life trying to help other people stay alive.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

One of the greatest men I've ever known died this week. He spent his twenties trying to kill himself, and the rest of his life trying to help other people stay alive.

I'm sorry for your loss, Black Cloud.

 

[Barking]

There's a football school? How old are the kids you teach?

11/14.
She wants him to go to some kind of PSG team training center for youngsters. Apparently his football coach told him he had the potential to be drafted...

Whatever. As long as they teach him to read and write there...

Last year I had problems with a future rugby star. His mummy believed in him very very much, every time I said something she said I was lying.

Sure, it's only because I hate sport that I want them to behave and have a diploma...

 

[dunya]

I got a laptop defragging on my right, two books yelling to be read on my left. The stereo blasting, a dollskin to stuff, a DVD to watch and a cat demanding attention. I'm flitting round several forums as a distraction.

It's not easy avoiding the important decisions.

 

[Black Cloud]

I'm sorry for your loss, Black Cloud.

Thanks, CG. He was a local legend and mentored tons of people.

To add insult to injury, three old men have come on to me this week. One even drove a convertible and wore cowboy boots...

 

[Barking]

To add insult to injury, three old men have come on to me this week. One even drove a convertible and wore cowboy boots...

And you're COMPLAINING?

 

[Black Cloud]

And you're COMPLAINING?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I wore a temporary crown that is supposed to last about 2 weeks for 8 months. My fault, I know I should've made saving for the dentist a priority. Now a $1200 root canal is going to cost an additional $800 because a specialist needs to clean out the prepared tooth that bacteria has snuck past. In my defense I was going to buy the cheap crown but my dentist talked me into, urged me to get a gold crown which meant I had to save longer. Now I'm doubled over in pain at least twice a day. Hopefully the amoxicillin helps, but I'll no doubt be writing another FML post when I get a flippin' yeast infection from the antibiotics. FML

She said the xray shows the infection is invading my sinuses. I should ask Morrissey at the C&F next time if he sees sinuses.

 

[DAVIE]

My band has thrown me out.....Its the end of the line for me

 

[Black Cloud]

I wore a temporary crown that is supposed to last about 2 weeks for 8 months. My fault, I know I should've made saving for the dentist a priority. Now a $1200 root canal is going to cost an additional $800 because a specialist needs to clean out the prepared tooth that bacteria has snuck past. In my defense I was going to buy the cheap crown but my dentist talked me into, urged me to get a gold crown which meant I had to save longer. Now I'm doubled over in pain at least twice a day. Hopefully the amoxicillin helps, but I'll no doubt be writing another FML post when I get a flippin' yeast infection from the antibiotics. FML

She said the xray shows the infection is invading my sinuses. I should ask Morrissey at the C&F next time if he sees sinuses.

Dude, that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! I hope it works out! Can they give you the yeast-b-gone pill at the same time as the antibio?