im bored...does anybody know any jokes?

[Natasha]

 

[withnail]

how do you get a morrissey fan out of a tree?

morrissey fans can't climb trees!

 

[Little Miss Curious]

how many Morrissey fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - because there is a light that never goes out!

Groan..

LMC x

 

[NancyBrown]

Re: how do you get a morrissey fan out of a tree?

> morrissey fans can't climb trees!

hardy-har! I beg to differ.
Maybe their pants are too tight.

 

[NancyBrown]

What the best way to catch a really, really cute Morrissey fan?

(Morrissey fans are all boring and ugly!)

No, no,no..

Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
(You might meet some squirls, too!)

 

[vacation]

Why do mexicans make tamales during christmas?

So they'll have something to unwrap

 

[Stiffy]

Why do women have periods?

Because they deserve them.

 

[vacation]

Why don't mexican's have bbq's?

The beans keep on slipping through the grill

 

[Stiffy]

What does a woman do with her arsehole before sex?

Drops him at the golf course.

 

[Somnium]

Re: Why is the untalented britney spears always changing her hair color?

because she always mistake the hair dye bottle for her shampoo.
...

what britney's left leg and right leg say to each other?
who knows? they never met.

...

some nick names that fits her:

bitchney screech

bubble butt britney

implamted whore

bull sh1t britney

 

[Ruffian]

A bloke walks into a pub with a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers
and orders a pint. The barman serves him his pint and says, "Here mate, did
you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your trousers?"

The bloke takes a sip of his beer and said "Yeah, I know. It's driving me
nuts!"

 

[Ruffian]

Re: Sad News.. 'Okey Cokey' Man Dies

I don't usually pass on news like this, but sometimes we need to pause and remember what life is about. There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the chap who wrote the "Hokey Kokey", died last week at 83.
>
>
The most traumatic part for the family was getting him in the coffin.
They put his left leg in...... and things just started to go downhill from there...

Or better still.. check out this link..
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Have a laugh..
Ruffian

 

[Brutalful]

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?

Nun.