Did you know the original lyrics were "Cocker's short for cock sucker... sucker of cock"?
look, from http://listen.to/pulp...
about the song "The Professional"
"... The only down side of this song is the interference of whoever decided the listening public couldn't deal with the phrase "Cocker's short for cock sucker, sucker of cocks" and had it blanked out, leaving big gaps in the narrative. Thank you, morally superior guardian of our souls, whoever you are. Grrr."