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J.C
Guest
uh..
there once was an old popstar named Morrissey
who didn't want to make an album, see?
he never went near studios or mics
because he was scared to bits
so we have to put up with... Maladjusted... ? errr....
i messed that one up, didn't i?
there once was an old popstar named Morrissey
who didn't want to make an album, see?
he never went near studios or mics
because he was scared to bits
so we have to put up with... Maladjusted... ? errr....
i messed that one up, didn't i?
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Jarvis Cocker
Guest
Yes, but the (unfortunate) thought counts. :/
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Not tellin'
Guest
Cock...
There once was a lanky git called Cocker
Who sometimes was a bit of a shocker
Britawards, 96, he wiggled his bum
At Michael Jackson, umm...
And now he's a bit of a plonker
There once was a lanky git called Cocker
Who sometimes was a bit of a shocker
Britawards, 96, he wiggled his bum
At Michael Jackson, umm...
And now he's a bit of a plonker
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SPRING-HEELED JIM
Guest
Re: Cock...
> There once was a lanky git called Cocker
> Who sometimes was a bit of a shocker
> Britawards, 96, he wiggled his bum
> At Michael Jackson, umm...
> And now he's a bit of a plonker
Ha ha ha... pretty funny... even thought I like Jarvis too.
> There once was a lanky git called Cocker
> Who sometimes was a bit of a shocker
> Britawards, 96, he wiggled his bum
> At Michael Jackson, umm...
> And now he's a bit of a plonker
Ha ha ha... pretty funny... even thought I like Jarvis too.
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Not tellin'
Guest
don't get me wrong... I adore Mr. Cocker too. 
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What a mess I've made of my life
Guest
*LoL* Great one!
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Ms Doyle
Guest
There once was a fading popstar named Steven...
... who was annoyed when people spelt his name 'Ste-phen'
He became very, very annoyed
And murdered Pink Floyd
And now he feels he's even...?
... who was annoyed when people spelt his name 'Ste-phen'
He became very, very annoyed
And murdered Pink Floyd
And now he feels he's even...?
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SPRING-HEELED JIM
Guest
Re: don't get me wrong... I adore Mr. Cocker too.
He's A "professional"
He's A "professional"
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Bad Cover Version
Guest
"Cocker's short for sucker... sucker of..."
A
Antisexual
Guest
Did you know the original lyrics were "Cocker's short for cock sucker... sucker of cock"?
look, from http://listen.to/pulp...
about the song "The Professional"
"... The only down side of this song is the interference of whoever decided the listening public couldn't deal with the phrase "Cocker's short for cock sucker, sucker of cocks" and had it blanked out, leaving big gaps in the narrative. Thank you, morally superior guardian of our souls, whoever you are. Grrr."
look, from http://listen.to/pulp...
about the song "The Professional"
"... The only down side of this song is the interference of whoever decided the listening public couldn't deal with the phrase "Cocker's short for cock sucker, sucker of cocks" and had it blanked out, leaving big gaps in the narrative. Thank you, morally superior guardian of our souls, whoever you are. Grrr."
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SPRING-HEELED JIM
Guest
I also agree... GRRR.
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Bad Cover Version
Guest
I bet you would of loved to hear Jarvis say that!
(I know I would.)
(I know I would.)
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Mr.Proper
Guest
Re: Cock...
How about this one mr.rhyme alot: there once was a fellow named not tellin,who when he took off his pants,his body started smellin,he let out a yell,we said go to hell and hit him in his big fat melon?
How about this one mr.rhyme alot: there once was a fellow named not tellin,who when he took off his pants,his body started smellin,he let out a yell,we said go to hell and hit him in his big fat melon?
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SPRING-HEELED JIM
Guest
Re: I bet you would of loved to hear Jarvis say that!
I deny Nothing.
I deny Nothing.
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Bad Cover Version
Guest
Hah... :_)
