Star and Garter - January Edition (the best one!)

[Ben Budd]

Well, attempts to talk to you were either sabotaged by a rubbish Smiths song or one of my (female) friends jumping all over me to hamper any and all efforts at conversation. I looked a right freak, sorry.

But hey, as Morrissey said, I'll probably never see you agaaaaaaaain.

Also, shut up JJ.

 

[Ellen]

Usually I can't hear what he is saying because he is talking shit

Jukebox Jury

It wasnt a spilled drink no. More to do with failed attempts to BUY a drink...

Can we have an official 'Ben's a twat' thread? Thanks.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Can we have an official 'Ben's a twat' thread? Thanks.

Ellen,
Go ahead punk, make my day (in the Pigsty)

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[johnnyp]

Hi Primitive - where you eating peanuts ?? on the night in question?

 

[This charming man.]

It took you ten days to come up with that?

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I've been away for ten days. Citeh are the laughing stock of Manc aren't they.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I've been away for ten days. Citeh are the laughing stock of Manc aren't they.

Not as funny as you though... are they

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[mbb321]

Can we have an official 'Ben's a twat' thread? Thanks.

He doesn't deserve the attention Ellen...Small fish in a big pond springs to mind

 

[Ellen]

He doesn't deserve the attention Ellen...

Aww but he so does.

 

[Ben Budd]

Aww but he so does.

Heh

 

[mbb321]

Aww but he so does.

I cannot believe you have just aww'd at this lanky streak of gone off Kaliber light! I'm putting you in my 'Star and Garter disappointing patrons' book, but i will write it in pencil because i think you have something Ben hasn't got to rise into the 'Golden Star and Garter Michael Aspel This is Your Life Appreciation Bible'...................

Sophistication, with a twist of loveliness.

 

[Ben Budd]

What?

 

[mbb321]

What?

You heard...

 

[Ellen]

I cannot believe you have just aww'd at this lanky streak of gone off Kaliber light! I'm putting you in my 'Star and Garter disappointing patrons' book, but i will write it in pencil because i think you have something Ben hasn't got to rise into the 'Golden Star and Garter Michael Aspel This is Your Life Appreciation Bible'...................

Sophistication, with a twist of loveliness.

Ok... If you know how much emotional tourture I put Ben through, you'd love me forevermore. And you should also that the 'awww' was utterly sacastic.

 

[Ben Budd]

I'm stilling penning sonnets.

Shit ones, obviously.

 

[Ellen]

I'm stilling penning sonnets.

Shit ones, obviously.

Don't forget to file them!

 

[Ben Budd]

Don't forget to file them!

"Time...will prove....everything...."

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I'm stilling penning sonnets.

Shit ones, obviously.

you couldn't pen a guinea pig

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[ThisCharmingGirl]

"Time...will prove....everything...."

And cures everything too

 

[Jukebox Jury]

And cures everything too

Yo Marta
Saw on the news yesterday about the storms in Barca..... you ok?

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[ThisCharmingGirl]

Yo Marta
Saw on the news yesterday about the storms in Barca..... you ok?

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Yeah I'm OK, thanks Phill for caring about me

There was no train service and it took me 4 hours to get from Barcelona to Terrassa (my town, which is 30 km far from Bcn), but it didn't happen to me anything else serious. Nothing like these poor people who died because a tree or a wall fell on them