TheReader
Wasted 8 of 9 lives...
I don't want to be dramatic but I think I'm doomed. DOOMED!
We are going out for cocktails first though so I may be okay... Maybe I'll offer to do 'interpretive' dance while everyone else sings
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I don't want to be dramatic but I think I'm doomed. DOOMED!
We are going out for cocktails first though so I may be okay... Maybe I'll offer to do 'interpretive' dance while everyone else sings
Jackie London
♥ Howlin' Pelle
I don't want to be dramatic but I think I'm doomed. DOOMED!
We are going out for cocktails first though so I may be okay... Maybe I'll offer to do 'interpretive' dance while everyone else sings
Haha, I understand how you feel. I would never sing in front of other people, I just would never ever do it under any circumstances.
billy scissors
a bit fond
After a few vodkas,you'll be the best singer they've ever had...and dancer...and best looking...
troubleluvsme
giddyup
I have three of my own and I stayed at home until they were old enough to go to school...but I always thought it would take a lot more patience to be a nanny.
I agree, but I never fully appreciated it until this summer.
Jackie London
♥ Howlin' Pelle
I have three of my own and I stayed at home until they were old enough to go to school...but I always thought it would take a lot more patience to be a nanny.
I agree, but I never fully appreciated it until this summer.
It's actually easier when it's someone else kids because you don't have the same emotional tie to them as you have for your own children. It doesn't have an emotional effect on me. She can cry how much she wants, if I have said no it means no. And they know it, they know that it's no idea trying to manipulate me in the same way that they do with their parents. Today she cried because she was really exhausted and couldn't express it, so I actually felt sorry for her but there are still limits and when you break them it's time for the naughty step. You are generally more rational when it comes to someone elses children. The problem is more that it gets a bit boring sometimes. Once you've passed the age of 10 there is some sort of limit to how many hours you can play with playdough without wanting to kill yourself.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I don't want to be dramatic but I think I'm doomed. DOOMED!
We are going out for cocktails first though so I may be okay... Maybe I'll offer to do 'interpretive' dance while everyone else sings
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Once you've passed the age of 10 there is some sort of limit to how many hours you can play with playdough without wanting to kill yourself.
Ummm, what? If you're not using a Fun Factory then you're doing it wrong.
Jackie London
♥ Howlin' Pelle
Really? What's so special about the fun factory playdough?
TheReader
Wasted 8 of 9 lives...
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HA HA HA! That's hilarious. May give the skin-tight outfit a miss though
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I'll let the images speak for themselves.
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TheReader
Wasted 8 of 9 lives...
I'm going to sing an Aerosmith song and dedicated it to you:
'This one's for Billy Scissors' Thank you.....and goodnight!
Jackie London
♥ Howlin' Pelle
I'll let the images speak for themselves.
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Oh dear god! They would love that. I hope you can buy it in London somewhere, then I'll definitely buy some.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Based on this video I think maybe you can.
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billy scissors
a bit fond
Aww thats so sweet of you,I'm filling up.
By the way,HSIN came on the radio today at work.I asked him "Who's this?" He said "I dont know, but I think I should " I said "Its The Smiths"
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Aww thats so sweet of you,I'm filling up.
By the way,HSIN came on the radio today at work.I asked him "Who's this?" He said "I dont know, but I think I should " I said "Its The Smiths"
I used to work in a bookstore. I remember distinctly one time a conversation I had with a woman who worked there named Suzannah who was extremely colorful. (Read:weird) We were in the backroom on break and she was telling me about going to see Todd Rundgren and I asked her who Todd Rundgren was. She was astonished. I had never heard so much astonishment in my life, like I had just blown her mind. I asked her to hum a tune and she sang "Hello It's Me" and I said, "Oh yeah, I know what you mean. Classic rock." She still couldn;t believe his name wasn't a household name. Then most likely she farted outloud and left. She was very liberal about farting and burping in public, it was her body's right to fart.
ANyway, I've been in your Aerosmith guy's shoes before. 
prisoner77
Member
I'm thinking once you stop using Niquitin minis you want to kill yourself.
billy scissors
a bit fond
I made the classic mistake of thinking 'Jethro Tull' was a person and not a band
Ian Anderson is from my home town too and the guy I was talking to knew him. Doh!
I only really know who Todd Rundgren is beacuse he's Liv Tyler's step-dad.
And Liv Tylers REAL dad is...? Yes,Reader,youve guessed it ,Steve friggin Tyler,lead singer with... Aero pissing smith!
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
And Liv Tylers REAL dad is...? Yes,Reader,youve guessed it ,Steve friggin Tyler,lead singer with... Aero pissing smith!
Ahhhhh. It's come full circle. Bless.
Jackie London
♥ Howlin' Pelle
And Liv Tylers REAL dad is...? Yes,Reader,youve guessed it ,Steve friggin Tyler,lead singer with... Aero pissing smith!
Ooohhh, Billy!
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