Awwww!! Boo!! I am not into this! This is fresh 2017 shit-slinging, with shit leftover from 1982,.. or
what!? Huh?
I mean, I think everyone should make the effort and people should have to get some new shit to throw around, at least once in 30+ years. Cause some shit gets
old!
I laughed at first when I saw this post, and then I laughed even more when I saw Quando's post, and I was literally about to start typing without even pressing play on the clip, and I WAS GONNA be like, "HEY Surface!! Are you in here?!!! Cause I don't think you should show Hooky that New Order nazi wiki, next time you are out walking your dogs together!"
Kind of because I wouldn't want Hooky to be bummed out and harassed while he's trying to walk his dogs, and mostly just because I thought it was roll around on the floor, die-laughing-out-loud-funny, that anyone would not have known that stuff!
BUT then I started watching the clip, and for like 5 seconds, I was like, oh well! You have to forgive someone for trying to get a laugh out of their own audience, when they're just sitting there trying to be interviewed and everyone, artists or otherwise, really just wants to do as well for themselves as they can. And getting a laugh out of an audience never hurt anyone.
But then it really quickly turned instead of just funny with no mal-intent, to gleefully gloating and sticking in the most childishly
mean anecdote that anyone could have pulled out of their hat.
I know it worked in terms of him breaking the ice in his own interview, and giving his audience and his fans what they wanted. BUT!! Lemme do a quick paint-by-numbers explanation!
When people come on Moz-Solo, and they go "HEY, MOZZY!! You twatbag! What the frick is even wrong with you!! I think your last album BLOWS, and WHY IS IT NOT 1985 anymore!!! Why WHY
WHY!!!!! And all of it,
ALL OF THIS, IS ALL ALL
ALL YOUR FAULT, Mozzy!!" And then they take a step back, and they (hopefully) think about just how crazy they are, and what they've just said...
And then it's all kind of lost on them anyway, because let's all face it together, sometimes people are more than just a fork or two short of the proverbial picnic. And then they step right up again, and they go, "So, HEY MOZZY!! Why the frick can't you just CHANGE YOUR MUSIC, and JUST
BE MORE LIKE HOOKY?! HUH???!!
WHY!!"
And well... then, this is what happens. I take a step back myself, and I think, "Wow. Some people really need to make an effort to get out to some more New Order shows, than they're currently allowing themselves."
And then I kind of mentally whistle to myself, and think, "Some of the people that say this stuff, well! you're all
cuckcoo,
cuckcoo, cuckoo!"
Cause ain't
nobody got
no time for that kind of crazy talk!
(And isn't that right, Mozzy?!
) (And aren't I basically just
always right?) Why, yes! Yes I am! But at least I look good, at least I'm funny, and at least I always gotch-yer back!
SO!!! Now that we've explained to everyone that Morrissey doesn't want to audition this year to be the lead singer of New Order, let's go have some COCKTAILS!! Well, everyone who's not out buying more New Order tickets! Cause I mean, some people need to go do that!! Well, actually, scratch that all together. Cause ain't
nobody got no time to have no crazy cocktails, with nobody off M-Solo!!!
I'm going by myself! But,... CHA-CHA-CHA!!