malvachat
My eyes are now open
Really?Not all editorials are witten by THE editor.
I THINK it was Simon Heffer who wrote it.
I'll do a little research.
First page I looked at.
I wonder why I'm not surprised?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Simon_Heffer
Heffer was the centre of controversy in 2004 when he proposed that the people of Liverpool (criminals known as Scousers), were generally nice and well-behaved. Heffer's credibility took a downward spiral after the publication of the article, but went up again when he took it back and assured the British public that Scousers are indeed twats who had stolen the wheels from his Rolls Royce.
"Heffer is usually seen in public wearing a pink tutu and high heels, which has lead to claims that he is a complete wanker. These claims have so far proven unfounded. The British public celebrate Heffer Day every Wednesday, which includes the reading of poems ."
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