Dear Uncle, I happen to regard Alan as one of the hottest blokes alive. A smile, and I melt. I want to be alone in a restaurant with him. What a Trip that would be.
If I play my cards well, I dream, (oh how I dream) I might even be in his next autobiography.
PM me Steve. x
-Who said "Anonymous, I love you."? Yes. Him. It was Him! (faints)