"Someone Is Squeezing My Thigh" - a parody

[Mr. Tibbles]

I used to write song parodies in my spare time at college (move over, Weird Al!). I think I'll start working on some Morrissey parodies. Anyone else do this?

 

[MindlessRuffian]

After the 3 AM caffeine fueled "Lord of the Vests: Fellowship of the Sweater" I think I've had my fill xD

 

[joey]

I've done a few:

I Have Forgiven Morrissey:
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=97273

And a ton of "Moz Raps" throughout this thread:
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=85578

I should finish Come Back To Compton and the rest of Me and Vauxhall. Someday...

 

[Will_Never_Marry]

I've done a few:

I Have Forgiven Morrissey:
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=97273

I love that.

I should finish Come Back To Compton and the rest of Me and Vauxhall. Someday...

Please do.

 

[nugz]

i think this is a Chris Brown song....

Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her Into A Coma


I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious

Day' been times when I almos' shot down herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr

Hells nah I not 'bout da' see herr

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, she 'bout ta' die

Day' been times when I almos' be chokin' herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr
F**K IT I GOTS TA' SEE HERR

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

Gonna tell herr ass one last time
She bein' delirious

 

[oye terence]

Someone is squeezing my groin.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

Gonna tell herr ass one last time
She bein' delirious

Best line ever

 

[nugz]

Best line ever

yeah, that was one of Joey's raps, btw.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

yeah, that was one of Joey's raps, btw.

Yeah I know. I miss that thread . I was just creepering it at the time, however. I had nothing to contribute