I`m thinking some people are c*nts!
My car has just (an hour ago) come off the jack on my drive while I was doing the front brakes and trapped my legs and even though I was shouting help, no c*nt came to help me.
This despite the fact someone was working in their garage nearby and someone slightly further away was moving in.
Eventually I managed to reach the jack which had been pushed some distance away and got it underneath even though there was hardly any room and lifted the car slightly to free my legs.
My legs are badly bruised but fortunately the brake disc kept the car up far enough to stop my legs being completely crushed.Good job the disc wasnt off at the time!
I had a large stone behind one wheel,yet didnt use a axle stand as I wasnt going to get right underneath but when tightening a caliper bolt the car came right off the jack.I`ve done the same operation countless times before without mishap. And I dont normally put my legs under either, but swiveled round to get a good purchase on the tool just at that moment.
I wont be making that mistake again!
I wont work on the car again either when I`m on my own! ( My wife was at work,my 6 year old son at school and my 2 year old daughter was watching nearby but obviously couldnt do any thing except cry.)
I still cant believe no c*nt heard me!