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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
You read my repository of green, I don't blame you for being confused. It would be like making sense of the contents of a paper shredder.
realitybites
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realitybites
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I hate to rain on your parade there buddy boy, but I'm afraid you're going to have to get somebody else to write it for you or get a very well qualified editor.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Get a room, already. Suck up!
Lol. Wow, you really do take this seriously?
realitybites
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Lame.
Playcat2000
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Field Notes:
Subject reduced to simplistic, monosyllabic retorts stemming back to her glory days in the 80s when the material girl was the most popular cheerleader on the squad.
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AMIE L (The i is upside down.)
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Haterz gonna hate!
realitybites
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Haha. That guy looks life a werewolf. A dog-man. Cats are proud; dogs are loud.
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Haterz gonna hate!
Symbolic thread creep.
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You have been here all day again. Just like yesterday. And the day before. Can I count on you being here all day tomorrow as well?
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I just got back from Costco and I have 30 rolls of toilet paper to prove it. You can have the place tonight, I'll be at the theatuuuuuh, darlink. You can find me in the Frolic Room beforehand if you can handle it. You can't handle it. HOLY CALAMITY scream insanity all you ever gonna be is another great fan of me BREAK!
Playcat2000
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realitybites
making lemonade
I guess if you eat a lot, you poop a lot. Hope that TP lasts through the weekend.
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Haha.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
You are perhaps the least funniest person I have ever encountered. Your jokes aren't even rooted in a classical foundation of sinister twist, they're just playground humor, and not even very good playground humor. I've chuckled at trolls here on more occasions than I care to recall, I follow a lot of comedians and go to stand-up shows often and listen to podcasts...you might try breaking up your regimen of pretending to be intellectual and try pretending to be funny, because you aren't. It makes you look even more like a robot retard. Do you have Pandora? Start with the classics. Try the Mitch Hedberg channel. Then at least your posts will be halfway interesting to read if you can pepper them with some semi-intelligent yet humorous observations about the world, not just you saying THIS IS THIS and THAT IS THAT BECAUSE I READ IT ON SALON.COM. MWA HA HA HA. MUA HA HA HA. SHUTTING DOWN ENGINES....*Beeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuup*
Playcat2000
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Pandora sucks. Sirius is better.
CrystalGeezer
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Anonymous
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Shane is a great movie.Cool. I my friend named her child Shane from the Alan Ladd character in the movie. Which happens to be my favorite western.
Do you have a penchant for Westerns?
troubleluvsme
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That's really funny. Clever.
Helen Bach
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