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[Deleted member 6305]

Someone needs to allow same sex marriage so they can shut the f*** up already. Geez.

 

[iamnicola]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OUyD_Hu4mk

 

[MindlessRuffian]

People on facebook genuinely think my middle name is Slartibartfast. Lawlz.

 

[DaveyHavok]

I wish to be added to this "suspicious users list". I don't know what makes one "suspicious", but I'd like to be.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I went to see some cockerels and a runty little pullet followed me around the farmyard. Something tells me I'm going to end up with more than one new chicken.

 

[Kewpie]

I went to see some cockerels and a runty little pullet followed me around the farmyard. Something tells me I'm going to end up with more than one new chicken.

Awww, you can have some more.

I'm shocked to discover that my father gave up keeping them due to bird flu scaremongering.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Awww, you can have some more.

I'm shocked to discover that my father gave up keeping them due to bird flu scaremongering.

My first port of call for a new cockerel was the chap who sold me Ruby and her sister, Pearl. He'd actually stopped breeding banties because so many people had been put off keeping poultry by the scare.

 

[dunya]

My first port of call for a new cockerel was the chap who sold me Ruby and her sister, Pearl. He'd actually stopped breeding banties because so many people had been put off keeping poultry by the scare.

Awww, that's a pity.
On Friday I was chatting with a colleague over a book on urban chicken-keeping. My Grandfather used to keep chickens, but eventually the neighbours complained too much (he lived in a town).
Another friend kept chickens in the back garden, but the crumbling back wall of the hutch turned out to be medieval, and the hutch had to be taken down while excavations on the garden took place. I strongly suspect they dug down and found.....chicken shit!

Let us know which birds you bring home..

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Awww, that's a pity.
On Friday I was chatting with a colleague over a book on urban chicken-keeping. My Grandfather used to keep chickens, but eventually the neighbours complained too much (he lived in a town).
Another friend kept chickens in the back garden, but the crumbling back wall of the hutch turned out to be medieval, and the hutch had to be taken down while excavations on the garden took place. I strongly suspect they dug down and found.....chicken shit!

Let us know which birds you bring home..

Yeah but it was medieval chicken shit worthy of a museum case, right?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Awww, that's a pity.
On Friday I was chatting with a colleague over a book on urban chicken-keeping. My Grandfather used to keep chickens, but eventually the neighbours complained too much (he lived in a town).
Another friend kept chickens in the back garden, but the crumbling back wall of the hutch turned out to be medieval, and the hutch had to be taken down while excavations on the garden took place. I strongly suspect they dug down and found.....chicken shit!

Let us know which birds you bring home..

I have a mental image of the Time Team turning up and mucking out the chickens for her. My garden wall's a bit ancient. I think I'll give them a call.

No one was at home at the farm when I called in but there were loads of cockerels wandering about. I suspect it'll be a case of "If you can catch it, you can have it."

 

[MindlessRuffian]

My roommate and I are writing "Rutgers: The Musical"

We are writing a song about The RU Screw to the beat of "PIMP" by 50 Cent

 

[oye terence]

I have been dying to use my new little toy but no one has asked a stupid question, damn it!

 

[oscillate wildly]

I have been dying to use my new little toy but no one has asked a stupid question, damn it!

what is your new toy?

 

[oye terence]

what is your new toy?

Haha,Oh I think you know.My patience is waning!

 

[DaveyHavok]

I'm so tired but there's so much to do!

 

[oscillate wildly]

I'm so tired but there's so much to do!

show us your bod!!

 

[DaveyHavok]

show us your bod!!

Oh jeez, keep your pants on!

 

[TGRR]

show us your bod!!

 

[DaveyHavok]

Oh on here too? Fantastic.

 

[TGRR]

Oh on here too? Fantastic.

I'll quit now. It was just too good a chance to pass up, ya know.