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Yes, you’re right. I’m in Manchester, your in scabby Wales.
As I say…. All jokes aside, if you need me I’ll try to accommodate you.

Who would strangle whom first 😁😁
I’ve got woman hands,
You’ve got builders hands.
That'd be fun!! You should defo host me at yours this summer! (Your daughters don't know about me calling them rent-a-hos, do they? :grimacing::lbf:)

What if I quit my job momentarily can I live with you and you can find me a job, etc?! How bout it, pops?!
 
That'd be fun!! You should defo host me at yours this summer! (Your daughters don't know about me calling them rent-a-hos, do they? :grimacing::lbf:)

What if I quit my job momentarily can I live with you and you can find me a job, etc?! How bout it, pops?!
f*** it…. Drop your job.
I’ll give you a very English welcome.
 
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