Please score these Morrissey/Tobias tracks

[gordyboy9]

I love children in pieces, It has got a lot of low scores here.

same here broken,voice is great on it.

 

[Deleted member 29227]

same here broken,voice is great on it.

So, are you joining in then, grumpy gordy, rather than sitting on the side lines chatting away?

 

[Deleted member 29227]

Post a flurry of voting activity (resulting in some minor losses for MHDAD, but minor gains for YHKM), things are getting tighter at the top:

1. My Hurling Days Are Done - 8.32
2. You Have Killed Me - 8.24
3. Once I Saw The River Clean - 8.02
   
   

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Post a flurry of voting activity (resulting in some minor losses for MHDAD, but minor gains for YHKM), things are getting tighter at the top:

1. My Hurling Days Are Done - 8.32
2. You Have Killed Me - 8.24
3. Once I Saw The River Clean - 8.02

Will you be posting a top 10 or 20 later on?

 

[Deleted member 29227]

Will you be posting a top 10 or 20 later on?

Yep, certainly, GS, once I have a complete set of data.

 

[Mayfly]

The Kid’s A Looker was a low, wasn’t it?

The worst song in his catalogue for me.

 

[Deleted member 29227]

The worst song in his catalogue for me.

Yep, not a very good Boz tune at all; it does have some charm, however.
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[Mayfly]

Yep, not a very good Boz tune at all; it does have some charm, however.
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My mistake. It shows a certain bias towards Jesse, in the sense that he is responsible for the worst songs. Hence the merit of this thread scoring Jesse’s compositions.

 

[gordyboy9]

So, are you joining in then, grumpy gordy, rather than sitting on the side lines chatting away?

dont even know what that means,iv been posting all weekend.i aint typing 30 song titles and scoring them,dont want to break my wanking hand.

 

[gordyboy9]

Just put 32 scores against the 32 numbers of the songs. I know you're a man of brevity...

you type them out,give every song a ten and i will send you a lovely shiny new pound coin,now that is a good deal.

 

[Deleted member 29227]

you type them out,give every song a ten and i will send you a lovely shiny new pound coin,now that is a good deal.

So 10 for Kerouac's Crack? That'd be a first for sure.

 

[Ryan]

I Thought You Were Dead - (not familiar, no grade)

 

[Ryan]

In another thread, it was pointed out that Jesse Tobias has co-written quite a few songs (32), so I thought it might be a good exercise to score each one out of 10. Here they are in alphabetical order:

1. All You Need Is Me
2. Children In Pieces
3. Forgive Someone
4. I Am Not A Dog On A Chain
5. I Bury The Living
6. I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
7. I Knew I Was Next
8. I Live In Oblivion - amazing
9. I Thought You Were Dead
10. If You Don't Like Me, Don't Look At Me
11. I'm Not A Man - amazing
12. I'm OK By Myself
13. In The Future When All's Well
14. Jim Jim Falls
15. Kerouac's Crack
16. Kick The Bride Down The Aisle
17. Kiss Me A Lot
18. Knockabout World
19. My Hurling Days Are Done - amazing
20. On The Streets I Ran
21. Once I Saw The River Clean - amazing
22. Once Upon A Woman's Body
23. People Are The Same Everywhere
24. Smiler With Knife - amazing
25. Sorry Doesn't Help
26. The Bullfighter Dies
27. The Night Pop Dropped
28. The Youngest Was The Most Loved
29. What Kind Of People Live In These Houses?
30. When You Open Your Legs
31. You Don't Need Their Approval
32. You Have Killed Me

Those five I will comment on. The rest don't do much for me.

 

[Jamie]

Could you rate these too, please?

• I Live In Oblivion
• Kerouac's Crack
• Once Upon A Woman's Body
• You Don't Need Their Approval

• I Live In Oblivion - 6.5
• Kerouac's Crack - 6
• Once Upon A Woman's Body - 3
• You Don't Need Their Approval - 2

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Yep, certainly, GS, once I have a complete set of data.

That’s great! Much appreciated!

 

[Gregor Samsa]

So 10 for Kerouac's Crack? That'd be a first for sure.

Are you surprised?

 

[Gregor Samsa]

The worst song in his catalogue for me.

I don’t think it’s that bad. I can probably name you at least ten songs from the past nine years that I find much much worse.

 

[Was I ever any good]

In another thread, it was pointed out that Jesse Tobias has co-written quite a few songs (32), so I thought it might be a good exercise to score each one out of 10. Here they are in alphabetical o

rder:

1. All You Need Is Me.10

1. Children In Piece 9

1. Forgive Someone

1. I Am Not A Dog On A Chain
2. I Bury The Living
3. I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
4. I Knew I Was Next
5. I Live In Oblivion
6. I Thought You Were Dead
7. If You Don't Like Me, Don't Look At Me
8. I'm Not A Man
9. I'm OK By Myself
10. In The Future When All's Well
11. Jim Jim Falls
12. Kerouac's Crack
13. Kick The Bride Down The Aisle
14. Kiss Me A Lot
15. Knockabout World
16. My Hurling Days Are Done
17. On The Streets I Ran
18. Once I Saw The River Clean
19. Once Upon A Woman's Body
20. People Are The Same Everywhere
21. Smiler With Knife
22. Sorry Doesn't Help
23. The Bullfighter Dies
24. The Night Pop Dropped
25. The Youngest Was The Most Loved
26. What Kind Of People Live In These Houses?
27. When You Open Your Legs
28. You Don't Need Their Approval
29. You Have Killed Me

In another thread, it was pointed out that Jesse Tobias has co-written quite a few songs (32), so I thought it might be a good exercise to score each one out of 10. Here they are in alphabetical order:

1. All You Need Is Me.9

1. Children In Pieces.9
2. Forgive Someone.3
3. I Am Not A Dog On A Chain.8
4. I Bury The Living.9
5. I Just Want To See The Boy Happy.5
6. I Knew I Was Next.5
7. I Live In Oblivion.4
8. I Thought You Were Dead.4
9. If You Don't Like Me, Don't Look At Me.5
10. I'm Not A Man.9
11. I'm OK By Myself.2
12. In The Future When All's Well.10
13. Jim Jim Falls.9
14. Kerouac's Crack.2
15. Kick The Bride Down The Aisle.4
16. Kiss Me A Lot.7
17. Knockabout World.6
18. My Hurling Days Are Done.3
19. On The Streets I Ran.6
20. Once I Saw The River Clean.9
21. Once Upon A Woman's Body.3
22. People Are The Same Everywhere.4
23. Smiler With Knife.3
24. Sorry Doesn't Help.6
25. The Bullfighter Dies.9
26. The Night Pop Dropped.6
27. The Youngest Was The Most Loved.10
28. What Kind Of People Live In These Houses?.10
29. When You Open Your Legs.10
30. You Don't Need Their Approval.2
31. You Have Killed Me.10

 

[Deleted member 29227]

Rather than let this become a protracted affair, I'll publish results later today, together with maybe a nice Pareto graphical chart.
So, if anyone wishes to have their votes added, including those I've sent gentle reminders to, please let me have them asap, please.
Some interesting results thus far. Cheers.

 

[Lucifer Sam]

Baz, you want to give that another try?

He must’ve been drunk.