Please Close The Door Behind Me - Morrissey statement at TTY

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PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND ME - true-to-you.net
20 August 2014

Morrissey statement

In response to 77 million questions I can only say this much on the subject of the Harvest drama. It is quite true that Harvest initially appeared like a saintly beacon of light, and they instantly packed us off to France where we recorded World peace is none of your business. The universe was back in balance, and we all considered this to be the very best Morrissey recording ever, and even the boo-hoo-suck-it-off elements of the press appeared to want to agree. At last I am born.

It all seemed too good to be true. It was. I believed that the rich soil of the album had several strong hit singles. Frayed tempers began when Harvest arranged the 'spoken word' films, none of which gave any clue as to what World peace is none of your business intended to be, or is. The films were OK, but they went nowhere and stayed there.

With every nerve alert, we pushed the label for a proper video for Istanbul to precede the album, not least of all because a single ahead of the album release might inch the album to a higher chart position. The label backed off, even though Istanbul received 55 radio plays in just seven days on a major US station. Instead, the label requested a fifth spoken-word film, which naturally had me fumbling around for an axe: no independent thought required. The UK label, meanwhile, created a quite fantastic television advertisement to transmit during the week ahead of the album release. I could taste excitement once again. The TV ad never appeared and my hackles bristled as my bristles heckled. The label responded with frosty aloofness, and I suddenly realized that we were not, after all, of the same species. I ploughed into them insisting upon "proper band videos, where the band play and I sing" - an evidently confusing concept that required seven weeks of explanation, detailed graphs and several drawn up maps.

The label suggested I come to Los Angeles and read passages from Autobiography in front of selected audiences. As frightening as that idea was, I hung on, desperate to believe that Harvest were not as cheap as they now looked. I hope to finish this statement whilst I'm still clean-shaven, so I will jump to the final curtain: during the weeks of the album release, the label were minus one single structural idea, and it appeared evident that each member of the team was acting in separate rooms without doors or windows. Mutual mistrust exploded between Harvest and I, and with fashionable pessimism, the label boss yawned and ordered the surface smartness of dropping World peace is none of your business three weeks after its release. There, now! This would not have happened to the Teletubbies.

Sorrily botched the project may now be, but it's worth it to get Morrissey out of our Inbox. Yes, I can be intensely persistent, and I certainly have an over-active fantasy-life, but the Harvest experience tells us that despite the blinding flash of teeth and smiles, it doesn't take much for the coin to flip and suddenly we're all compromised and shattered. All you need to do is disagree with the vanity of the label boss and your beheading will be slotted in between bottles of the most average champagne on the market. Just one weak-chinned drone can assert the fist of injustice and all of our efforts are flushed away. And thus ... they were.

I might be wrong, but I think World peace is none of your business will instantly disappear from iTunes and record stores and every download-upload-offload outlet on the planet, because Harvest technically have no right to sell it.

Most of the Harvest team are very nice, and I sincerely thank them for trying and caring so much - even if their promotional duties were fully undertaken by the Morrissey audience themselves, whose You Tube videos for World peace is none of your business fully provide the art that the label could not muster. The listeners instantly understood how entertainment could also be art. Staggeringly, I still believe that there's a label out there with my name on it, and one that will issue World peace is none of your business, and afford it the respect it deserves.

Thanks for reading this (rashly assuming that you have), and thanks once again to the Harvesters who tried.

We are boot-camp ready for Lisbon in October, so with the will of many gods, hopefully at least 38 of you will turn up.

MORRISSEY
20 August 2014



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The Morrissey Album World Peace Is Awesome forum just called - it's missing your post.

The "I'm so pathetic that I have nothing better to do with my time than post negative comments about an artist I don't like forum" just called, it's missing your post.

Now go eat a dick, you dreadful c***.
 
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These trolls who continue to say how mediocre or bad the album is need to understand it's their opinion. With all art it is subjective. As much as you may hate it, there others who love it. Therefore, you opinion of the album does not make it factual.

Am I not allowed to express my opinion here? Is my opinion less important than yours?

And while we're at it, it's NOT all a matter of opinion. Just because one likes a certain something, that doesn't automatically make it a high quality product. Millions of people are eating at McDonalds every day, and they seem to like that kind of food. But that hardly makes it a gourmet delicacy. And just because I like to listen to certain music, that doesn't make it an invaluable piece of art. One has to take an objective viewpoint when judging music or food or whatever. The album can have its fans and still be mediocre, that's not a contradiction.

It's understandable if you don't like the album, we all get it. But why continue to follow day to day activitity and post? If you don't like him, then simply move on, no one is forcing you to follow or listen to Morrissey's music.

I never said I didn't like the album, I said it was mediocre. And if you pay attention, I don't post all that often here. I'm not quite sure what your getting at, anyway ... do you want everyone who is not entirely happy with the new album to go away, despite being a fan for almost 30 years?

I'm glad Morrissey has given me decade after decade of music. It's my choice to follow his career and music. The day I no longer am interested in him or enjoy his music I will immediately stop following or posting, wouldn't make sense otherwise.

You're the kind that's giving up very easily, aren't you?
 
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That's one way to sell duplicate copies of a re-released album, for sure…

It could be the Nasty Whispers 2014 Tour held at select bookstores across the nation.


See. Steve Barnett shoulda called me for ideas, I got this shit all figured out. :p
 
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"Shut the door" is LotB for "I love you." I wonder if he was greening that into the title?
 
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Now go eat a dick, you dreadful c***.

If I had a dollar for every time someone was called a c*** on this site, I'd be able to fund the new distribution deal.

In fairness, World Peace Sucks is seemingly never missed from any thread participated in by Agharta. I guess the individual really wishes to make that opinion redundantly clear.

But should I stay in or go out tonight? I don't know.
 
Morrissey's gone up in my estimation after this statement. Jaunty writing and, for once, he's at least trying to be even-handed.
 
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Such a shame. I think WPISOYB is a fantastic piece of work.
 
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You guys who don't enjoy his music anymore must learn to move on instead hanging out and complaining every day.

I really can't understand how some don't like this album. It is excellent. Moz's voice is at his best. The music is layered and catchy. And the production is top notch. Been listening to it in the car every day since its release and I love it more and more as time goes by. I honesty can say that I understand how it is difficult to be a fan of the man at times. But if you don't love or even like this album, you are essentially not even a fan of his music. So why hang out on Solo? I don't get it. I really don't. Maybe you are fans of discussing Morrissey? I do get that. But to say you don't like WPINOYB just boggles the mind.
 
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Brilliant album.
 
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When the spoken word videos were released, people around here declared them to be works of pure genius.

Now they are called a bad idea to begin with, or only mildly interesting?

What changed? Oh wait, Morrissey's opinion did.

The sheep follow the shepherd.
 
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Everyone should ignore "Morrissey sucks" and "A none E mouse" these two are just trolls constantly posting negative shit. Their lives are so pathetic they follow day to day news of a person they do not like.

If everyone ignores all their post making them even more irrelevant than they already are maybe they will realize how pathetic they are and go hang themselves.


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This is in poor taste. Come on!
 
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I really can't understand how some don't like this album. It is excellent. Moz's voice is at his best. The music is layered and catchy. And the production is top notch. Been listening to it in the car every day since its release and I love it more and more as time goes by. I honesty can say that I understand how it is difficult to be a fan of the man at times. But if you don't love or even like this album, you are essentially not even a fan of his music. So why hang out on Solo? I don't get it. I really don't. Maybe you are fans of discussing Morrissey? I do get that. But to say you don't like WPINOYB just boggles the mind.

Thanks for the biggest laugh I've had in a while. At least since that other thread.
 
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I have genuinely laughed once, that was when he said in the 2004 (?) Jonathan Ross interview, after Ross invited him for Christmas Dinner, that Brussels sprouts had feelings, or something along those lines.

I think face to face and in the real world, he'd be quite a laugh and quite laddish. But I honestly don't find his lyrics funny, nor his statements. This doesn't mean that I don't appreciate his lyrics and writing. I notice the points which are funny, to others, but they simply don't amuse me, that's all.

Yikes. You are missing out buddy. His lyrics are hilarious.
 
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"Shut the door" is LotB for "I love you." I wonder if he was greening that into the title?

This ^
http://billrandles.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/when-the-door-shuts-genesis-7-pt-2/

or this
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/professorgreen/closingthedoor.html

or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a0FC4XXsD4

or even the rather nonsensical this
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kino/shut_the_door_behind_me.html

Can't help you there, I'm only good with spotting TWD episode titles. ;)
 
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