jamescagney
Stood at the urinal
http://notalwaysright.com/cereally-stupid/5161
Customer: “I’d like to return this box of cereal. It tastes like it spoiled when I ate it. Here’s my receipt.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry. We can’t take it back. You only have 90 days to return this item, and you bought it over 5 months ago.”
Customer: “This is outrageous! I could have gotten sick from this!”
Me: *looks in box* “Ma’am, this is an empty box of cereal. Where’s the cereal?”
Customer: “I told you. I ate it!”
http://notalwaysright.com/a-hole-in-his-logic-among-other-things/5050
Customer: “The Swiss cheese I bought last week didn’t have any holes.”
Me: ”I’m sorry, sir. Sometimes when we get to the end of a block of cheese, there aren’t many holes in it.”
Customer: ”Well, can I get my money back?”
Me: ”Did you bring the cheese back?”
Customer: “No. I ate it.”
Me: ”Did it taste okay?”
Customer: “Yes, it tasted fine.”
Me: “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.”
Customer: ”BUT IT DIDN’T HAVE ANY HOLES!”
Me: “Let me get my manager…”
http://notalwaysright.com/cant-voucher-for-his-intelligence/5018
Me: “How may I help you?”
Customer: “Cheeseburger and a small coke.”
Me: “Alright, your total is $2.99.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Your total is $2.99, sir.”
Customer: “No, it’s not. It’s free!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I won some of your scratch off things and got a free cheeseburger and small coke!”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, you should have said that sooner. Well, give me the coupons then.”
Customer: “I had to bring them?”
Customer: “I’d like to return this box of cereal. It tastes like it spoiled when I ate it. Here’s my receipt.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry. We can’t take it back. You only have 90 days to return this item, and you bought it over 5 months ago.”
Customer: “This is outrageous! I could have gotten sick from this!”
Me: *looks in box* “Ma’am, this is an empty box of cereal. Where’s the cereal?”
Customer: “I told you. I ate it!”
http://notalwaysright.com/a-hole-in-his-logic-among-other-things/5050
Customer: “The Swiss cheese I bought last week didn’t have any holes.”
Me: ”I’m sorry, sir. Sometimes when we get to the end of a block of cheese, there aren’t many holes in it.”
Customer: ”Well, can I get my money back?”
Me: ”Did you bring the cheese back?”
Customer: “No. I ate it.”
Me: ”Did it taste okay?”
Customer: “Yes, it tasted fine.”
Me: “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.”
Customer: ”BUT IT DIDN’T HAVE ANY HOLES!”
Me: “Let me get my manager…”
http://notalwaysright.com/cant-voucher-for-his-intelligence/5018
Me: “How may I help you?”
Customer: “Cheeseburger and a small coke.”
Me: “Alright, your total is $2.99.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Your total is $2.99, sir.”
Customer: “No, it’s not. It’s free!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I won some of your scratch off things and got a free cheeseburger and small coke!”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, you should have said that sooner. Well, give me the coupons then.”
Customer: “I had to bring them?”
Last edited: