Morrissey's name calling - juvenile, funny (or both)?

[Deleted member 1074]

Yeah, but in the same interview there's also: 'In the driveway he asked a favour. He wanted to modify a few of the things he said. "Please don't have me say anything unpleasant about Coldplay and Radiohead," he said. "There's no point to it, it just looks silly and mean. They're perfectly good bands, they're just not to my taste." 'You called them Oldplay and Radiodead'. "I know. But I say a lot of things I don't mean." 'And that was something I'd never heard from Morrissey before'.

Morrissey likes to call people names until they praise him, then he changes his tune...and vice versa.

 

[WhalleyRange]

Without wanting to look like a sycophant I find practically everything he says hilarious.

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

If your Grandad made those sorts of puns, you'd put your head in your hands. He's not the bloody third Ronnie!

 

[freakparty]

I find it really embarrassing actually, I hate it. "Bryan Ferret"? When I hear him use names like that I have to bury myself in my shirt. I wish he would realize how stupid he sounds. He's so much better than that.

 

[Dave]

Bryan Ferret would be a good name for a furry. Maybe Morrissey knows that Bryan Ferry is a furry? But then he could just call him Bryan Furry, so I guess not.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Bryan Ferret would be a good name for a furry. Maybe Morrissey knows that Bryan Ferry is a furry? But then he could just call him Bryan Furry, so I guess not.

Nice to see Bryan is back with Jerry Hall...

 

[Dave]

Nice to see Bryan is back with Jerry Hall...

 

[billy scissors]

Its not big and its not clever.Off topick,but we once had a manager at work whos surname was Mycock.All the guys at work had fun with Mycock.

 

[Emil]

Its not big and its not clever.Off topick,but we once had a manager at work whos surname was Mycock.All the guys at work had fun with Mycock.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

I find the name alterations funny because they're juvenile; I tend to enjoy pure silliness from time to time.

 

[Dave]

"Mycock MIddleton" is better that "Kate Muddleton" for sure.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Is that peanut butter on his nose? Me oh my, Dave...what have you been doing to this dog?

 

[Vauxhall Vixen]

It's mildly amusing I guess but maybe not as funny as Moz thinks it is. Mind you, he does it with his own album titles too... You are the Curry and Ringleader of the Tomatoes anyone?!

 

[Dave]

He should ask Julia to write some jokes for him.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

He should ask Julia to write some jokes for him.

Who's Julia???

 

[Dave]

Who's Julia???

That could be the first joke! I really think he'll wind up playing a violin badly and saying things like, "Take Julia...please!"

 

[CrystalGeezer]

That could be the first joke! I really think he'll wind up playing a violin badly and saying things like, "Take Julia...please!"

 

[Andrew Soulsby]

No they don't, Radiohead specifically - a rare band that the critics cream themselves over and constantly get high charting postions, if there is anything to judge a bands worth its those two criteria (critical reception and charting postion), both they pass with flying colours.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

That could be the first joke! I really think he'll wind up playing a violin badly and saying things like, "Take Julia...please!"

Hey now...Jack was pretty good on the violin. I wonder if Jesse will be his Rochester?

 

[Dave]