Morrissey Thread Thread

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Insert yarn-related puns here.


Fair Isle Never Learn

Some Girls Knit Faster Than Others

Pretty Girls Make Socks

Wound Wound Wound (that's past tense of wind, not 'injury')

Aran Blood, Argyle Heart

Now My Heart is Fulled

Satan Rejected My Socks

Because of My Poor Entrelac

Born to Hang to Dry



this is not going to be as funny as I'd hoped unless someone clever chips in.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Insert yarn-related puns here.


Fair Isle Never Learn

Some Girls Knit Faster Than Others

Pretty Girls Make Socks

Wound Wound Wound (that's past tense of wind, not 'injury')

Aran Blood, Argyle Heart

Now My Heart is Fulled

Satan Rejected My Socks

Because of My Poor Entrelac

Born to Hang to Dry



this is not going to be as funny as I'd hoped unless someone clever chips in.

Hope tou don't mind me recycling old faves then:

Munich Mohair Disaster 1958

 

[Je Suis Julie]

Intarsia Drug
Please, Please, Please Let me Knit What I Want
Knit Around the Fountain
I'm OK by my Selvage
Something is Squeezing my Balls (of yarn, you pervs)

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Intarsia Drug
Please, Please, Please Let me Knit What I Want
Knit Around the Fountain
I'm OK by my Selvage
Something is Squeezing my Balls (of yarn, you pervs)

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Mohair is a disaster, for me at least. A-choo!

Thank you! There are at least three of us here who get these jokes.

 

[dunya]

This is knit your country
Angora, angora, down we go together
Purl least likely to

 

[[email protected]]

The Mohair you ignore me, the closer I get.
Now my heart is Wool.
Purl- ease let me get what want.
I'm Knit sorry.
Margret on the spinning-wheel.
Never had nobody (knit me a jumper )Ever.

 

[dunya]

The Mohair you ignore me, the closer I get.
Now my heart is Wool.
Purl- ease let me get what want.
I'm Knit sorry.
Margret on the spinning-wheel.
Never had nobody (knit me a jumper )Ever.

In the future when all's felt
Jack the ribber (b side Moonribber)

 

[Anaesthesine]

The Harsh Truth of the Needle Eye

Some Skeins are Bigger than Others

 

[Kewpie]

Re: Morrissey's socks thread

Where is Maurice E?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I'm Throwing My Yarn Around Paris

Let the Right One Slipstitch In

Skein Storm

 

[The Cat's Mother]

This is knit your country
Angora, angora, down we go together
Purl least likely to

EDIT: Hanksome Devil

Sheila Make a Row

 

[Anaesthesine]

Butterick Strikes Again

 

[dunya]

Now my Garter's full
no one can hold a cable to you

 

[dunya]

I'm Throwing My Yarn Around Paris

Let the Right One Slipstitch In

Skein Storm

Roy's skein

 

[The Cat's Mother]

You're the One for Me, Chunky

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Roy's skein

The winner!!!!!

Actually they're all hilarious and I don't know a thing about knitting.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Scarf a Person

 

[dunya]

Scarf a Person

Now my Cardi's fulled
Speed wale

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Yarnshop Ruffians
Jack the Seam-ripper
Tony the Pony Bead
In The Future When Shawl's Well
Is It Really Sew Strange?