After alot of research, i have come to this conclusion. Morrissey suffers superhoteima. It cause freakishly good looks and the symptoms can affect the loved ones in the form of hotflashes, seepage from the genitals, frequent outburst of the phrase "oh my" in the patient presence and urge to jump on the patient and rock their world
It is truly an hot, steamy and devastating conditons to victims of the disease and those around them!
My groundbreaking treatment of squeezing, massage and kissing the patient will soon cure the patient. But it needs to be soon! I'm pretty desperate
So please Steven Patrick Morrissey contact my office quickly
Time is running out!
And wear something slick, tight, preferably spanish and be clad in tacky jewerly, that have been seen during concerts