If you had one question you could ask Morrissey

Re: If you had one question you could ask Morrissey...

Would you like to marry me?
 
Re: If you had one question you could ask Morrissey...

Thinking back to Saturday and pondering in the mindset of the signs you say you don't see, does it console you in anyway to know that I sucked wine through a plastic penis straw all day and frequently fondled the straw while attending a bachelorette party?
 
Re: If you had one question you could ask Morrissey...

Could you please put these handcuffs on? *Bundles into a car and kidnaps* Mwahahaha
 
Re: If you had one question you could ask Morrissey...

Haha these are golden, keep them coming
 
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