I wish I was shorter. I wish I looked like Gwinith Paltrow. I wish I could play the guitar well.

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Andy e Ison.

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I wish I could sing and play guitar well.
I wish I was shorter, petite with Gwinith Paltrow's looks.
I wish I was more with it, more Arty/bohemian, cool, Mod-ish, Indie, with cool clothes!!!!maybe even a bit grungy.
Then Andy Rourke would like me! and talk to me and I wouldn't be so lonely!
 
> I wish I could sing and play guitar well.
> I wish I was shorter, petite with Gwinith Paltrow's looks.
> I wish I was more with it, more Arty/bohemian, cool, Mod-ish, Indie, with
> cool clothes!!!!maybe even a bit grungy.
> Then Andy Rourke would like me! and talk to me and I wouldn't be so
> lonely!
Maybe you could get a JOB at a store that sells cool clothes and you can buy all the mod, indie clothes you want with an employee discount.
 
Maybe you could get a JOB at a store that sells cool clothes and you can
> buy all the mod, indie clothes you want with an employee discount.===
My Mum would say I would never get a job in a shop. Not with elegant, trendy young people in it anyway.
My Mum always makes me feel bad about myself. She doesn't mean to though.
I was thinking more on the lines of extreem plastic sergery. I would defenatly go under the knife if I had the money! it is just my dream at the moment.
Then Andy Rourke would like me for sure.
 
> Maybe you could get a JOB at a store that sells cool clothes and you can
> My Mum would say I would never get a job in a shop. Not with elegant,
> trendy young people in it anyway.
> My Mum always makes me feel bad about myself. She doesn't mean to though.
> I was thinking more on the lines of extreem plastic sergery. I would
> defenatly go under the knife if I had the money! it is just my dream at
> the moment.
> Then Andy Rourke would like me for sure.

Maybe you could try out for extreme makeovers or try getting on Howard Stern. If you take off your clothes he arranges you to get plastic surgery for free. Im sure he and the rest of his listeners would be interested in hearing your story.
If you got plastic surgery and stop listening to your Mum, Im sure Andy Rourke would love you.
 
Re: What is HOWARD STERN?? Andy Rourke would he know about it?

Maybe you could try out for extreme makeovers or try getting on Howard
> Stern. If you take off your clothes he arranges you to get plastic surgery
> for free. Im sure he and the rest of his listeners would be interested in
> hearing your story.
> If you got plastic surgery and stop listening to your Mum, Im sure Andy
> Rourke would love you.=====
Yes that sounds very good! Andy Rourke would like me then! I am in England. Can I still go on his show? is he American?
I always listen to my Mum. You have to show your Mum respect I think. My StepDad always backs my Mum up! My Step Dad gets at me for the least little thing! which is hard sometimes. They make me feel really bad and usless. My Step Dad could of adopted me but I didn't want him to and it got too complicated in the end. I was about 12. I would of been Stratton then not Ison! My Mum has sad horrid things about me and she has hit me round the head a few times. This sounds like moaning but i always tried to do right for my Mum.
That is why i like Andy Rourke he listens to me and he don't tell me to shut-up like my Mum does. Andy hugs me and kisses me on the head sometimes.
 
Re: What is HOWARD STERN?? Andy Rourke would he know about it?

> Maybe you could try out for extreme makeovers or try getting on Howard
> Yes that sounds very good! Andy Rourke would like me then! I am in
> England. Can I still go on his show? is he American?
> I always listen to my Mum. You have to show your Mum respect I think. My
> StepDad always backs my Mum up! My Step Dad gets at me for the least
> little thing! which is hard sometimes. They make me feel really bad and
> usless. My Step Dad could of adopted me but I didn't want him to and it
> got too complicated in the end. I was about 12. I would of been Stratton
> then not Ison! My Mum has sad horrid things about me and she has hit me
> round the head a few times. This sounds like moaning but i always tried to
> do right for my Mum.
> That is why i like Andy Rourke he listens to me and he don't tell me to
> shut-up like my Mum does. Andy hugs me and kisses me on the head
> sometimes.
I like Ison much better than Statton.
A lot of cool people are Howard listeners so I bet Andy Rourke does as well.
IF you want plastic Surgery from Howard you need to call (212) 314-9340 or (212) 314-9339 and ask for Gary Dell'Abate.
 
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