Re: ok, so...
> Could you not regale me with interesting tales?
Me and my cousin once, went to the local cemetry, at midnight, with a recorder tape, cause we wanted to record the sound from the spirits. Well, I smoked my filter, and we were just talking like fools, above a grave.
-Oh, look at this picture!!! He was so handsome!!! What a wonderful hair.
And I said:
-Well, dear... lets open this grave and take a look on his hair.
We laughed, but she was scared.
Suddenly, we started to hear a terrible sound wich came from the grave.
Things like: HMMMMMMM, OOOOHHHHHH....AH, AH, AAAAAAAHH...
And I said:
-It's the spirit!!! let's record it.
-Noooo, I don't want to do it anymore.
She went away, and I was there, alone, listening those strange shouts!!!!!!!!
I just kept myself far away, looking everything. A naked beautiful woman came up, and a gorgeous brunet male too.
And I thought: "SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SPIRITS"...
The woman said:
-Ten dollars, ok?
And the male:
-What????? Are you joeking? It was so fast, and I didn't enjoy as much as I want.
And she:
-But you promised a nice motel. Could you call it a nice motel...JERK???
-I like graves... That's my fantasy.
I was very disapointed, but shoked. I took their clothes near the grave and ran away, laughing.
And the supposed spirits started to shout:
-Get back, you're son of a bitch.
And the man:
-How will I explain it to my wife?????? Please, boy, PLLLLLEEAASE!!!!!!!