Hello, excuse me.

[Patrick McCann]

> I'm in love with a Gombeen man named Patrick McCann!

You must be the bird who pulled me last night!!
Sorry, I've forgotten your name (Karen? Sharon?).
Loved your haircut though. All cropped around the head, with floppy bits hanging down at the edges. 'Cool' I believe is the term my younger readers would use.
Anyway.................fancy meeting up sometime? Outside Fulham Broadway station? We could nip in to Bootsy Brogans for a few bevvies, then back to your place for a ,ahem,coffee?

 

[Johnny]

> Superior twat?? Hmmmm, I like that.
> I've been consistently called a 'cheeky bastard' for 38 years.
> I'm 73 now, but didn't start being a cheeky bastard until I was 35. And
> I've got the scars, broken teeth, and Joe Frazier nose to prove it.
> Anyway............what I'm trying to say my darling Lucybles (see what
> you've started, johnny?) is that it's probably the nicest thing anyone has
> ever said to me.
> Fancy meeting up sometime? Outside Fulham Broadway station? We can nip in
> to Bootsy Brogans for a few bevvies, then back to your place for a
> ,ahem,coffee?

Started ? Moi ? I'm not even in this thread Patrick.I am as innocent as Jeffrey Archer man

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> As for you 'Constance' (Andy I, perhaps?),
Oh, good call.
>
Or at least maybe get some highlights.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> Ahh..I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the resemblance.
Hehehehe, An Andy I equivilant in, of all places in "Delaware". What are the chances of that? And whats she depressed about since there is no sales tax in "Delaware". Try coming to Jersey where its 6%.

 

[david]

> Yeah, very good point as well. So, buy your own and share the company!
> Unless you arrived with me, and I'd buy you one of course.

> Where you from david?

> Ruffian

North Wales.You seem to be more generous with your pint-buying than me..are you going to the next Morrissey night in the Star and Garter?

 

[Ruffian]

> North Wales.You seem to be more generous with your pint-buying than
> me..are you going to the next Morrissey night in the Star and Garter?

Oh no, Wales? Then you must be one of those Dirty Sanchez surf dudes! Moz night in manc? Not sure.. but the word is that I may be in Manchester for the summer/autumn on a contract.. So, if so, then almost certainly! But we'll wait and see what happens.

Ruffian

 

[GenderNectar]

> Hehehehe, An Andy I equivilant in, of all places in "Delaware".
> What are the chances of that? And whats she depressed about since there is
> no sales tax in "Delaware". Try coming to Jersey where its 6%.

6%?? Pfft! That's nothing! Here in Canada -- it's 15%!! (except in Alberta)
We have G.S.T (Government Sales Tax) and P.S.T (Provincial Sales Tax) which = 15%. It's horseshit! Grr.