Drink and be ill tonight...

[darcon]

Following on from the Beer Throwing the other night - the bright wags at http://thequietus.com have had a go at renaming the songs through a drunken haze -

The Boy With The Blackthorn In His Cider

Mead Is Murder

There Is A Light Ale That Never Goes Out

Sheila Take A Lowenbrau

Paint A Vulgar Pitcher

http://thequietus.com/articles/01979-morrissey-drenched-in-beer

Can you name anymore?

 

[Fulham Road Lights]

Stop Me If You Think That You've Drunk This Scotch Before

Now My Pint Is Full

(Sinfully) I Started Somedrink I Couldn't Finish

That Tequila Isn't Funny Anymore

Irish Stout, English Ale

Let Me Drink You

These don't even sound like the original words, heh...

 

[yesitis]

girlfriend in a corona
jack and coke the ripper
sister i'm a port
my life is a succession of people drinking good rye
moonshine river

 

[nowherefast944]

Glamorous Brew
I Just Want To See The Boy Sloppy
Sambucca on Fire

 

[Kewpie]

Our-mori Frank
(awamori is a name of Japanese spirit made from rice)

You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Cider

Interesting Drunk

That's How People Drink Up

Dagenham Booze

 

[mywar]

drunk-driving your girlfriend home...?
the barkeeps are afraid of the customers...?

 

[Suedebread]

Back To The Ale House
Such A Little Drink Makes Such A Big Difference
Now I Am A Waster
Yes, I Am Pissed
Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Vice
King Beer
Gin Storm
Red-Eyed Susan
On The Streets I Retched
I'm The End Of The Family Wine
The Boy Waster
Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drinking
Drink Your Best And Don't Hurry
I Don't Mind If You Forget Mead
Sherry Doesn't Help
Shandy In Glove
(Fl)Ask
Shakespeare's Snifter
You Just Haven't Downed It Yet, Baby

What better way to spend 10 minutes on a Saturday?

 

[Interesting Thug]

Our-mori Frank
(awamori is a name of Japanese spirit made from rice)

You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Cider

Interesting Drunk

That's How People Drink Up

Dagenham Booze

Dagenham Booze?!!

 

[Kewpie]

Bump

People should add more pans in here.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Cider

These Things Take Time, Gentlemen, Please!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Sheila Take a Strongbow