I can TOTALLY moonwalk already. I always could, ever since I was little! What I want to do though is to have a robot moonwalking-body popping party! I can moonwalk though! If that's what's gonna get the party started! But just moonwalking is not gonna cut it, for this party.
Can you bodypop, Quando? For my party, I mean? I think it would be really great. The only thing is though, and I never told anyone this except I'm gonna tell everyone on M-Solo right now... a few years ago, I was having drinks with my friend that I hadn't seen in awhile. And we were in this bar, and she was like, I KNOW! I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME DO!
But we have to go out back to the alley.
Except
me, not ever being afraid of a dimly lit alley, I was like, OK!! Let's go!
So we were standing by ourselves in this pissy alley in this grotty doorway, and she says to me, "WATCH!!" And she started trying to
bodypop.
And meanwhile, she wouldn't even let go of her drink or anything.
So anyway, long story short, 45 minutes later we're in an ambulance on the way to the hospital, because she dislocated her shoulder in the doorway
.
I feel like my house is definitely a better venue than some pissy alley though, so who knows. This could still work. I am gonna challenge Cala to dance off. I'm gonna practice my bodypopping until then. K-Ket's in charge of my records. Aztec's gonna tell people they're all blood whackers, when they
are being.. And Quando, you are in charge of making sure nobody gets into any fights.
If Gucci Mane starts panhandling for money because he wants to get the rest of those tattoos lasered off, someone's gonna have to tell him to quit being so cheap at my party, and go ask Nicky Minaj for some $ instead.