Come Dine With Me

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Well the poor guy is too intelligent, he'd just sit there rolling his eyes at the chihuahua, that would be a waste of food.
I thought about Rintintin because it'd be refreshing to have someone in the Cavalry (happier with horses and stuff). Snoopy would provide the philosophical perspective. I could joke with Idefix in my own language. And Belle would be the quiet, reassuring presence to stabilize the lot (I just hope she doesn't eat too much.)


If Tinkerbell isn't free, I'm quite curious about Timmy, from the Famous Five.

You know, if this was a barmitzvah, I'd invite a hundred dalmatians , but we were only allowed five guests...
 
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Morrissey
Alan Wilder
David Cronenberg
David Lynch/Angelo Badalamenti
Stanley Kubrick
 
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1. The Virgin Mary. Or just about anyone from religion or mythology, really. I particularly liked Billy's idea to invite Jesus and Satan. Boy, what a night!
2. Morrissey
3. Sylvia Plath
4. Oscar Wilde
5. Kenneth Williams

My reserve list, in case one or more of them couldn't make it:
Lady Macbeth, Daniel Handler, Boudicca
 
1. The Virgin Mary. Or just about anyone from religion or mythology, really. I particularly liked Billy's idea to invite Jesus and Satan. Boy, what a night!
2. Morrissey
3. Sylvia Plath
4. Oscar Wilde
5. Kenneth Williams

My reserve list, in case one or more of them couldn't make it:
Lady Macbeth, Daniel Handler, Boudicca

I'd put them at each end of the table.Imagine the glares!
Kenneth Williams is a great choice too
 
Salma Hayek
Kate Beckinsale
January Jones
Jessica Biel
The third skanky broad in the first club scene in 24 Hour Party People

...and there's a slow gas leak...and I just happen to be wearing a gas mask. It's my fantasy. Leave me alone.
 
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