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yes..being in a rush, we forgot to bring water, but my friend and I earned some by standing in front of people for shade. at noon we gulped some free water the Staff-Pros were giving out and rushed to the main-stage, only to find out that Morrissey wasn't playing until 6:45pm. anyways, a band called Perfect Circle came out and reminded me somewhat of REM (the singer atleast), they played an improvised version of Love Song by the Cure. Then Bis played for an hour, with little response; Medeski, etc, weren't worth the scorching sun in my eyes. then Perry Farrel played an incohesive hour-set repeating something like "to believe" ?? he was too loud, and my ears plugged up. as soon as he left i began chanting "Morrissey" and "Oye Esteban". DJ Liquid Todd played his sickly beats for an excruciating 30-40 minutes, i think he threw in some Morrissey chants, did anybody else hear that? i was about six feet from the barrier, about fifteen feet from the stage altogether.
then the Operation drum solo began, lights flashing everywhere, Moz rushed out to the front of the stage with his hands extended to the audience, smiling he grabbed the mike and said "where is morrissey" and the band began playing "You're Gonna Need Someone On Your Side". Did anybody realize how good he looked? his hair was perfect, his torso was lean, his face was so beautiful as he sang; i remember he was radiating so much warmth. Someone threw a teddy bear to Moz, which he caught and promptly returned to the audience.
as soon as that song ended, "The Boy Racer" began and I found i was singing to every song (along with everybody else); it was getting very difficult to breathe and stay standing on my own two feet (not on those of others). Moz took a banana out of his pocket and waved it in front of his crotch while he was singing "he thinks hes got the whole world in his hands, stood at the urinal". remember me anyone? i was the tall brunette guy with the Shoplifters shirt.. I had seen the Tempe setlist beforehand on this site, so i knew which song was next; i cried out "Billy Budd!" at the top of my lungs, and i swear Morrissey looked in my direction and smiled, before starting that song. The crowd began to slow down by "Reader Meet Author" but went wild for "Is it really so strange?", which I think Boz and Alain pulled off really well. Meanwhile, as i was later to find out, my friend, who i'd been separated from in the ruckus, had been taken to the first-aid tent unconscious.
"Hairdresser on Fire" was next, which Alain orchestrated on his guitar very nicely, I loved it when Moz said "when he said I'm gonna screw you", and he blushed when he sang "too busy to kiss me"
..After that, Morrissey walked over to Alain and whispered something in his ear. Here began "November Spawned A Monster" and I was overwhelmed..one of my favorite songs of all time..they played it so beautifully, and Moz sang with such love and passion: "Twisted child, YOU'RE so ugly, so ugly"
I continued crying through "Meat Is Murder" which was sung to in chorus at "kitchen aromas are not very HOMELY!!" very powerful indeed...
The band started playing the intro to "Tomorrow" and we all went insane again. At this point, my good friend and travel companion was back and crowd-surfing somewhere.
At one point, Morrissey asked: "are you enjoying yourselves tonight? Too bad."
later: "I hope you're not in a rush to go home, because we're not."
then he stated: "I can smell your sweat!"
Next was "Break Up The Family", which was sung with such emotion, i found the current live version superior to that on the album. Sustained by "I'm in love for the Last time" and waving repeatedly to the audience when he declared "i want to be with my friends tonight..let me put my arms around them...because i really do love them, now does that sound mad?"
The sample from "Teachers are Afraid of the Pupils" literally came out of nowhere (as if a certain hunchback was turning a crank-operated giant music-box back stage) and the Mozzer whipped the mike cord ferociously singing "Mexico would be a relief." during a pause in the song, Gary Day threw the now-extinct teddy bear's head back into the crowd, did anybody else see this?
They went straight into "last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me" and we all sang along in unison..the falsetto was perfect at the end.."it goes on" Morrissey's shirt was off, and he was rubbing his heart as he sang those final words...
"I love you...very much...goodbye." The band continued playing as he slowly walked off the stage. Alain seemed to be enjoying himself as he finished the song off (I waved to him during "Tomorrow" and he looked away quickly, shaking his head).
I knew it was over when "My Way" by Frank Sinatra came on.
My first Morrissey-live experience.


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All these ecstactic Morrissey stories are killing me. I'm never going to see him. Nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver.

> yes..being in a rush, we forgot to bring water, but my friend
> and I earned some by standing in front of people for shade. at
> noon we gulped some free water the Staff-Pros were giving out
> and rushed to the main-stage, only to find out that Morrissey
> wasn't playing until 6:45pm. anyways, a band called Perfect
> Circle came out and reminded me somewhat of REM (the singer
> atleast), they played an improvised version of Love Song by the
> Cure. Then Bis played for an hour, with little response;
> Medeski, etc, weren't worth the scorching sun in my eyes. then
> Perry Farrel played an incohesive hour-set repeating something
> like "to believe" ?? he was too loud, and my ears
> plugged up. as soon as he left i began chanting
> "Morrissey" and "Oye Esteban". DJ Liquid
> Todd played his sickly beats for an excruciating 30-40 minutes,
> i think he threw in some Morrissey chants, did anybody else hear
> that? i was about six feet from the barrier, about fifteen feet
> from the stage altogether.
> then the Operation drum solo began, lights flashing everywhere,
> Moz rushed out to the front of the stage with his hands extended
> to the audience, smiling he grabbed the mike and said
> "where is morrissey" and the band began playing
> "You're Gonna Need Someone On Your Side". Did anybody
> realize how good he looked? his hair was perfect, his torso was
> lean, his face was so beautiful as he sang; i remember he was
> radiating so much warmth. Someone threw a teddy bear to Moz,
> which he caught and promptly returned to the audience.
> as soon as that song ended, "The Boy Racer" began and
> I found i was singing to every song (along with everybody else);
> it was getting very difficult to breathe and stay standing on my
> own two feet (not on those of others). Moz took a banana out of
> his pocket and waved it in front of his crotch while he was
> singing "he thinks hes got the whole world in his hands,
> stood at the urinal". remember me anyone? i was the tall
> brunette guy with the Shoplifters shirt.. I had seen the Tempe
> setlist beforehand on this site, so i knew which song was next;
> i cried out "Billy Budd!" at the top of my lungs, and
> i swear Morrissey looked in my direction and smiled, before
> starting that song. The crowd began to slow down by "Reader
> Meet Author" but went wild for "Is it really so
> strange?", which I think Boz and Alain pulled off really
> well. Meanwhile, as i was later to find out, my friend, who i'd
> been separated from in the ruckus, had been taken to the
> first-aid tent unconscious.
> "Hairdresser on Fire" was next, which Alain
> orchestrated on his guitar very nicely, I loved it when Moz said
> "when he said I'm gonna screw you", and he blushed
> when he sang "too busy to kiss me"
> ..After that, Morrissey walked over to Alain and whispered
> something in his ear. Here began "November Spawned A
> Monster" and I was overwhelmed..one of my favorite songs of
> all time..they played it so beautifully, and Moz sang with such
> love and passion: "Twisted child, YOU'RE so ugly, so
> ugly"
> I continued crying through "Meat Is Murder" which was
> sung to in chorus at "kitchen aromas are not very
> HOMELY!!" very powerful indeed...
> The band started playing the intro to "Tomorrow" and
> we all went insane again. At this point, my good friend and
> travel companion was back and crowd-surfing somewhere.
> At one point, Morrissey asked: "are you enjoying yourselves
> tonight? Too bad."
> later: "I hope you're not in a rush to go home, because
> we're not."
> then he stated: "I can smell your sweat!"
> Next was "Break Up The Family", which was sung with
> such emotion, i found the current live version superior to that
> on the album. Sustained by "I'm in love for the Last
> time" and waving repeatedly to the audience when he
> declared "i want to be with my friends tonight..let me put
> my arms around them...because i really do love them, now does
> that sound mad?"
> The sample from "Teachers are Afraid of the Pupils"
> literally came out of nowhere (as if a certain hunchback was
> turning a crank-operated giant music-box back stage) and the
> Mozzer whipped the mike cord ferociously singing "Mexico
> would be a relief." during a pause in the song, Gary Day
> threw the now-extinct teddy bear's head back into the crowd, did
> anybody else see this?
> They went straight into "last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved
> Me" and we all sang along in unison..the falsetto was
> perfect at the end.."it goes on" Morrissey's shirt was
> off, and he was rubbing his heart as he sang those final
> words...
> "I love you...very much...goodbye." The band continued
> playing as he slowly walked off the stage. Alain seemed to be
> enjoying himself as he finished the song off (I waved to him
> during "Tomorrow" and he looked away quickly, shaking
> his head).
> I knew it was over when "My Way" by Frank Sinatra came
> on.
> My first Morrissey-live experience.
 
"Where is Morrissey?"

Is that what Morrissey really said at Coachella? I thought he said "We is Morrissey!" and the girl standing next to me thought so to. It really sounded like "we" since "where" with an English accent would be like "whaa" (soft R) or something. But I'm probably wrong, as usual. It makes more sense, anyway.
 
Re: "Where is Morrissey?"

yes, it sounded like "we is morrissey" to me at first, but then some other people said "where...", and i thought that made more sense; now i don't know which it was, to be honest.


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> wasn't playing until 6:45pm. anyways, a band called Perfect
> Circle came out and reminded me somewhat of REM (the singer
> atleast), they played an improvised version of Love Song by the

they sounded like a cheap immitation of Tool. the singer looked like Billy Corgan, but acted like Michael Stipe. there ya go.

> Cure. Then Bis played for an hour, with little response;

they had some good energy, but their schtick got tedious. plus, disco?

> Medeski, etc, weren't worth the scorching sun in my eyes. then

no, they should play in lounges not on stages.

> "You're Gonna Need Someone On Your Side". Did anybody
> realize how good he looked? his hair was perfect, his torso was
> lean, his face was so beautiful as he sang; i remember he was
> radiating so much warmth. Someone threw a teddy bear to Moz,

yeah, he looked good, but you didn't. you waited for him in the heat for 7 hours. he could smell your sweat.

> own two feet (not on those of others). Moz took a banana out of
> his pocket and waved it in front of his crotch while he was
> singing "he thinks hes got the whole world in his hands,

he's such a pervert.

> i cried out "Billy Budd!" at the top of my lungs, and

that song is PLAYED.

> well. Meanwhile, as i was later to find out, my friend, who i'd
> been separated from in the ruckus, had been taken to the
> first-aid tent unconscious.

I saw her getting carried out (unless it was someone else.)

>"Hairdresser on Fire" was next, which Alain orchestrated on his guitar very nicely, I loved it when Moz said "when he said I'm gonna screw you", and he blushed when he sang "too busy to kiss me"

I was like, "No, I'm not! COME HERE."

> I continued crying through "Meat Is Murder" which was
> sung to in chorus at "kitchen aromas are not very
> HOMELY!!" very powerful indeed...

Do you know how many meat eaters attended this festival? Do you know how many animals died for this event? the only thing I ate was a lukewarm vegan burrito with nasty processed salsa. it didn't even have the promised guacamole.

> then he stated: "I can smell your sweat!"

yes, you guys STUNK. That's why--even though I had a place right up front--I had to leave the pit 2 hours before Moz got on stage.

> on the album. Sustained by "I'm in love for the Last
> time" and waving repeatedly to the audience when he

WITH *WHO*?

> declared "i want to be with my friends tonight..let me put
> my arms around them...because i really do love them, now does
> that sound mad?"

yes it does.

> playing as he slowly walked off the stage. Alain seemed to be
> enjoying himself as he finished the song off (I waved to him
> during "Tomorrow" and he looked away quickly, shaking
> his head).

I felt bad for Alain, he looked seriously pained.
 
Re: "Where is Morrissey?"

> yes, it sounded like "we is morrissey" to me at first,
> but then some other people said "where...", and i
> thought that made more sense; now i don't know which it was, to
> be honest.

Well, actually, how does "where is morrissey?" make any sense, though? Actually "we is morrissey" makes more sense as like a joke with poor grammar. What do you mean "where is morrissey" you're right there, love! Who knows?
 
> they sounded like a cheap immitation of Tool. the singer looked
> like Billy Corgan, but acted like Michael Stipe. there ya go.

Perfect Circle is the side project of Maynard James Keenan, who is the lead singer of Tool. The band appears to also include the guitarist of Failure.
Just wanted to set the record straight :)
 
> he's such a pervert.

I don't know whether to be offended or amused. He's resorting to cheap prop gimmick things ...

> I felt bad for Alain, he looked seriously pained.

Prediction: Alain's bad back will cause MORE dates to be cancelled as the tour progresses. How many concerts can you play when your back is killing you?




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> I don't know whether to be offended or amused. He's resorting to
> cheap prop gimmick things ...

Moz be silly.

> Prediction: Alain's bad back will cause MORE dates to be
> cancelled as the tour progresses. How many concerts can you play
> when your back is killing you?

That's what I'm scared about because I already bought expensive plane tix to London. But oh well, if there's a cancellation I won't freak out or anything. I know the risks of travelling to see shows. It's better to travel abroad with the intention of seeing Moz than to travel to visit some museums or monuments, I think.
 
Re: "Where is Morrissey?"

I also thought he said, "where is morrissey"?
Sort of like saying, "is he going to show up or what"?




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