Whom Would You Hire As Your Bodyguard?

[Amy]

Gene Hunt

 

[Cassius]

David Letterman. I just need someone who can't run as fast as me.

 

[lovemorrissey]

If i was famous id hire my dad, who better to look after me? And get paid too

 

[Gigi]

I'd pick my lesbian ex-neighbor. She was a "bodyguard" for her lover who was a drug addict/stripper at the time. She's had to fight off a lot of drunk sleezy men, which are the only sort that I would need protected from, obviously

 

[Pervomartovtsi]

Alex DeLarge and his drooogies...raisin hell, kickin butts,drinking milk with coke,good lads