What user is actually Morrissey?

[Unwitting Observer]

What forum user is actually Morrissey? (It ain't me. Obvs.)
I think it's someone who posts, probably signed up some time ago, yet never goes to gigs. Uses an "anonymizer", most likely. Etc.

WHO is it? Give us your best theories, please.

Wild speculation preferred and encouraged.

 

[blue jag]

What forum user is actually Morrissey? (It ain't me. Obvs.)
I think it's someone who posts, probably signed up some time ago, yet never goes to gigs. Uses an "anonymizer", most likely. Etc.

WHO is it? Give us your best theories, please.

Wild speculation preferred and encouraged.

well done! you spotted me! aloof, disdainful, dislike people, a loner, sarcastic, hate elton john, never answer the phone.I just come alive on this forum!

 

[Unwitting Observer]

well done! you spotted me! aloof, disdainful, dislike people, a loner, sarcastic, hate elton john, never answer the phone.I just come alive on this forum!

haha, naw, it ain't you.
c'mon. you can't nominate yourself!

Seriously. I wanna see some good theories WITH exposition. (!)

 

[Bike Tragedy]

What forum user is actually Morrissey? (It ain't me. Obvs.)
I think it's someone who posts, probably signed up some time ago, yet never goes to gigs. Uses an "anonymizer", most likely. Etc.

WHO is it? Give us your best theories, please.

Wild speculation preferred and encouraged.

Never goes to gigs? Well that would be kind of hard in Morrissey's case, no?

 

[blue jag]

haha, naw, it ain't you.
c'mon. you can't nominate yourself!

Seriously. I wanna see some good theories WITH exposition. (!)

UNWITTING i hate to dampen your fireworks but Moz isn't on here, he is probably drinking herbal tea and watching corrie in an elegant rome apartment....

 

[Unwitting Observer]

UNWITTING i hate to dampen your fireworks but Moz isn't on here, he is probably drinking herbal tea and watching corrie in an elegant rome apartment....

haha, probably something like that. anyway, I'm not saying he's on here TONIGHT, or even this week. I'm just saying, with his personality crazy () he MUST have registered, at least once. WHO IS IT? LOL

I know, I mean I've heard (at gigs) some MASSIVE conspiracy theories. Where are those people now? heheh... hiding, probably.

I just want to be entertained. a good theory, even if it is false, is that.

 

[Unwitting Observer]

Never goes to gigs? Well that would be kind of hard in Morrissey's case, no?

never CLAIMS to go to gigs. says they can't/don't/won't go. or says nothing. etc.

 

[blue jag]

haha, probably something like that. anyway, I'm not saying he's on here TONIGHT, or even this week. I'm just saying, with his personality crazy () he MUST have registered, at least once. WHO IS IT? LOL

I know, I mean I've heard (at gigs) some MASSIVE conspiracy theories. Where are those people now? heheh... hiding, probably.

I just want to be entertained. a good theory, even if it is false, is that.

Area 51, they hid aliens.Didnt you know? And moz posts on here.

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

UNWITTING i hate to dampen your fireworks but Moz isn't on here, he is probably drinking herbal tea and watching corrie in an elegant rome apartment....

Morrissey would eat his own testicles before drinking herbal tea-- or making his identity known to you lot. [It's me! I am he!] lol.

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

It amazes me how many people think he has "better things to do" (I hear that all the time.) than to click around solo to see what's going on with us. Honestly, if there were a solo type site devoted to you, could you stay away permanently?

He sees more than everyone thinks. (Which embarrasses me horribly sometimes, because I tend to post like he's not watching.)

 

[shawnxvx]

he sees more than everyone thinks.

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[Unwitting Observer]

Morrissey would eat his own testicles before drinking herbal tea-- or making his identity known to you lot. [It's me! I am he!] lol.

I never said, I never said... that he'd out himself here - I mean, that he was a poster here. I just mean, well, someone must be him.

 

[Unwitting Observer]

It amazes me how many people think he has "better things to do" (I hear that all the time.) than to click around solo to see what's going on with us. Honestly, if there were a solo type site devoted to you, could you stay away permanently?

He sees more than everyone thinks.

Amen, 10x.

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

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Shawn, I don't know what that means.

 

[Kewpie]

Shawn, I don't know what that means.

You should read this

 

[jete tes devoirs au feu]

It's not me. Ahem.

 

[dunya]

Amid the busy schedule, in a slack moment,
if Morrissey had the inclination to visit this hotspot of gossip and intrigue,
I'd expect the most likely place to find him would be
the Other Music threads, looking for and giving tips on good new bands/artists...

but what do I know

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

WinkWink Was Morrissey

Y'all drove him away from his own site! </3

Happy Now???

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

You should read this

Ahh. Thanks.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

WinkWink Was Morrissey

Y'all drove him away from his own site! </3

Happy Now???

He ain't exactly gone now.