The Blue Jag Appreciation thread

[Not Right in the Head]

i saw this guy looking at me kind of weird one morning before going to work. when i went for my lunch break i saw him again, then at the end of the day i saw him again. was that you?

Damn! So I have a morbid curiosity about midgets. Is that so wrong?

 

[iamnicola]

Blue Jag is awesome!

 

[yesitis]

Damn! So I have a morbid curiosity about midgets. Is that so wrong?

if it feels right do it. no need for the morbid aspect to the curiosity though, midgets love it when you go up to them and stare.

 

[Buzzetta]

One day I want to buy a midget and dress them up as a baby in a diaper. They I want to push them around in a stroller around the mall as they drink beer and curse at people.

That would be wonderful.

 

[yesitis]

One day I want to buy a midget and dress them up as a baby in a diaper. They I want to push them around in a stroller around the mall as they drink beer and curse at people.

That would be wonderful.

don't forget to give the midget a cigar.

 

[Dave]

One day I want to buy a midget and dress them up as a baby in a diaper. They I want to push them around in a stroller around the mall as they drink beer and curse at people.

That would be wonderful.

Dude...


edit: wait... "buy" a midget? the horror of the whole thing made me miss that detail. eek eek eek

 

[snowfallsoon]

Who cares how often someone posts....?

 

[Dave]

Who cares how often someone posts....?

no one. Jag is a gentleman (minus the "legs sticking out the car window" post ) we got over it. I didn't mean to emphasize that but just to remark on it.

 

[blue jag]

Thanks to Dave for this thread and for all the compliments. I know I annoy some people on here but I have cut back on my threads! Happy bank hols everyone!

 

[Superhans]

Thanks to Dave for this thread and for all the compliments. I know I annoy some people on here but I have cut back on my threads! Happy bank hols everyone!

Wanker

 

[troubleluvsme]

One day I want to buy a midget and dress them up as a baby in a diaper. They I want to push them around in a stroller around the mall as they drink beer and curse at people.

That would be wonderful.

Dude...


edit: wait... "buy" a midget? the horror of the whole thing made me miss that detail. eek eek eek

ZOMFG

I totally missed the "buy" part too.
As if what he described wasn't "bad" enough....

 

[blue jag]

Who cares how often someone posts....?

Love your avatar!

 

[blue jag]

Wanker

Superhans everyone will be back paying you attention very very soon.

 

[Superhans]

Superhans everyone will be back paying you attention very very soon.

I am certain you never actually think through any post you make.

 

[mcrickson]

I am certain you never actually think through any post you make.

He thinks it makes him likeable.

 

[nowherefast944]

blue jag is awesome!

who else is getting to his 1000th post and have almost everyone notice!

 

[Pashernate]

Jag is supercool .
I luvz him.

 

[blue jag]

Jag is supercool .
I luvz him.

Thanks Pash! You're super cool! x

 

[blue jag]

He thinks it makes him likeable.

NO, I dont want to be likeable! I want to be harsh, hard, cynical and witty like Superhans!

 

[GirlAfraid23]

I like Blue Jag - I think his questions have made these forums funnier