Tell something slightly, moderately, or very unusual @ yourself, preferably that no one else knows

[Belligerent Ghoul]

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^^^^^
Today, they had both. I bought the Women's...for the truth...and the Lulz.

 

[realitybites]

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^^^

 

[VeryLowness]

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Well I saw one of your posts on another thread that I found very dignified.
The thread about DavidT I think.

Why Thankyou. I tried to conduct myself with the utmost decorum and gravitas whilst composing that libellous and inaccurate thread

 

[CrystalGeezer]

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Sometimes farts get stuck in my belly and feel stabby so I'll do a handstand so it'll rise up and escape. Instant relief. I've done this with paper towels on the floor of handicap stalls in public restrooms.

 

[VeryLowness]

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Sometimes farts get stuck in my belly and feel stabby so I'll do a handstand so it'll rise up and escape. Instant relief. I've done this with paper towels on the floor of handicap stalls in public restrooms.

That's incredible. Don't they come out eventually anyway if you don't do handstand? Maybe you're being impatient setting unrealistic deadlines on your farts?

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

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Sometimes farts get stuck in my belly and feel stabby so I'll do a handstand so it'll rise up and escape. Instant relief. I've done this with paper towels on the floor of handicap stalls in public restrooms.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

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Sometimes, when CG posts, in my mind I say, 'The Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez'

 

[eyeball]

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I have a manbearpig tattoo

 

[Chickpea]

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I have to get MRIs regularly, and I find them very relaxing. I fall asleep every time. The constant banging/buzzing/beeping doesn't bother me at all.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

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^^^^^
"...and I have spent these last weeks under expert medical care in Los Angeles with an almost erotic dependency on various IV drips"

http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_130216_01

 

[CrystalGeezer]

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I have a f***en hemeroid. Hemmeroid. Hemmhroid. f*** I don't even know how to spell it, I just know it hurts my butthole when I poo. I'm literally butthurt pretty much all day. Hemroid. Hemmroid. Hemmeroid. HOW THE f*** DO YOU SPELL IT!

I hate today.

THen I got Preperation H to make it fell better? Nope. Made it not only feel worse, it felt like I had poop squishing in my butt all night. I should probably eat more fiber. Hemmeroid. Hemmrhoid.

 

[Anonymous]

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I have a f***en hemeroid. Hemmeroid. Hemmhroid. f*** I don't even know how to spell it, I just know it hurts my butthole when I poo. I'm literally butthurt pretty much all day. Hemroid. Hemmroid. Hemmeroid. HOW THE f*** DO YOU SPELL IT!

I hate today.

THen I got Preperation H to make it fell better? Nope. Made it not only feel worse, it felt like I had poop squishing in my butt all night. I should probably eat more fiber. Hemmeroid. Hemmrhoid.

TMI!! URGH. It's spelled hemorrhoid...........

 

[CrystalGeezer]

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TMI!! URGH. It's spelled hemorrhoid...........

It's spelled it itches like a mother f***er at the worst possible time. I almost stuck my hands down my pants while strolling through Fashion Island. Elegant women in linen dresses, men looking at the fine interior of a gibhli Maserati parked on the lawn, geezer cowboy strutting past the Rolex store about to sneak a scratch of her butthole....beautiful Newport Beach evenings.

 

[Anonymous]

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Sometimes, when CG posts, in my mind I say, 'The Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez'

In mine, I say "Cristal (as in the champagne) Geezair" -- and I don't know why.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

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In real life, I don't often cuss in front of people.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

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I think the dancing banana is the greatest emoticon of all time.



http://www.sherv.net/banana-emoticons.html

 

[Anonymous]

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I post on this thread in lieu of confession.

 

[Anonymous]

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i like to steal books. its incredibly easy and almost risk proof

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

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I have seen a UFO.

 

[Chickpea]

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The thought of getting a massage at a spa fills me with dread. I can think of nothing less relaxing than being groped by a stranger.