Steve Lamacq & his Smiths puns.

[CharlieFairhead]

He often does a different theme to include Smiths puns on his 6 music show and here are the winning entries thus far.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/steve_lamacq/smiths.shtml
You can email him more or start some puns here perhaps
[email protected]

 

[jesuisbryony]

Ru-Barbarism begins at home.

 

[Brel]

I'll never tut at another "Countdown" funny story again.

Sweet Jesus!

 

[miss_bunbury]

Aye I love these, thanks for the link

This one's my favorite on the subject of farmyard animals -
"Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Milked Me"

 

[Uncleskinny]

We've always been good at this sort of thing here.

Peter

 

[Kewpie]

Yep, we also had fun with Smiths &Moz Cat Puns

 

[CharlieFairhead]

I'll never tut at another "Countdown" funny story again.

Sweet Jesus!

Tis only light hearted sir.

 

[Brel]

Yes, but your a day late. Tuesday is my light hearted day!

Wednesdays is Bitch Day!

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

These are positively bizarre:

Babies
You just haven’t weaned it yet baby
There Is a Night-Light That Never Goes Out
How Soon Is Cow And Gate
What Difference Does it Lactate
The Boy Who Was Born and then Cried
Breastfeeder Take a Bow

 

[CharlieFairhead]

Yes, but your a day late. Tuesday is my light hearted day!

Wednesdays is Bitch Day!

Ha oh i see, my apologies dear Brel...are Tuesdays spent in karaoke bars tackling 'Atomic Kitten' numbers?
Go on give us a pun, it's easy to confuse the days.