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I heard it was a malfunction regarding Morrissey's underwear or rather his granny undies that he so loves to wear. He had a massive jerk off session with a pair of used briefs over his head and face ordered from a Chelsea rent boy.
Damon walked in on it and seeing little chinese boys all nude inserted with food in their holes on the laptop screen made Damon so mad he torched all instruments.
They of course made up and had the best get together shag ever in recorded history and now me of all people is sitting on the recording of it with a number to the Daily Mail in one hand and the contact details for CNN in the other.
Choices choices are so hard!
Damon walked in on it and seeing little chinese boys all nude inserted with food in their holes on the laptop screen made Damon so mad he torched all instruments.
They of course made up and had the best get together shag ever in recorded history and now me of all people is sitting on the recording of it with a number to the Daily Mail in one hand and the contact details for CNN in the other.
Choices choices are so hard!