S
Shaun Goater
Guest
Get Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody tune in your head and sing this song!
Mama, just kicked a man.
>There's a screw loose in my head,
>Because I tried to break his leg,
>
>Fergie, the seasons just begun,
>But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
>
>Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
>Makes me want to sigh!
>We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
>Carry On, Camping,
>The whole teams just in tatters.
>
>Too late, my crime is done,
>Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
>Now he's aching all the time,
>
>Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
>Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a twát!
>
>Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
>He doesn't seem to try,
>I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
>
>(guitar solo)
>
>(Opera Section)
>I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
>
>LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
>HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
>
>Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening indeed!!!
>
>WHERE IS RIO ?,
>Where is Rio?,
>
>WHERE IS RIO?,
>Where is Rio?,
>
>Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
>
>I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
>
>HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!
>
>SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
>
>Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
>
>HE WILL NOT!
>
>No! He's simply got to score!
>
>HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
>
>No! He's simply got to score!
>
>HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
>
>NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE.........
>
>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
>
>Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
>
>Has he really stubbed his toe ?
>
>Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
>
>Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
>
>(Guitar riff)
>
>So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
>
>Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
>
>Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
>
>I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
>
>(Slow bit)
>
>All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
>
>Now I've got a Court case...........I just want to kick folk, you see ?
>
>Tell me where did Mick go ?
Mama, just kicked a man.
>There's a screw loose in my head,
>Because I tried to break his leg,
>
>Fergie, the seasons just begun,
>But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
>
>Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
>Makes me want to sigh!
>We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
>Carry On, Camping,
>The whole teams just in tatters.
>
>Too late, my crime is done,
>Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
>Now he's aching all the time,
>
>Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
>Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a twát!
>
>Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
>He doesn't seem to try,
>I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
>
>(guitar solo)
>
>(Opera Section)
>I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
>
>LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
>HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
>
>Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening indeed!!!
>
>WHERE IS RIO ?,
>Where is Rio?,
>
>WHERE IS RIO?,
>Where is Rio?,
>
>Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
>
>I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
>
>HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!
>
>SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
>
>Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
>
>HE WILL NOT!
>
>No! He's simply got to score!
>
>HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
>
>No! He's simply got to score!
>
>HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
>
>NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE.........
>
>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
>
>Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
>
>Has he really stubbed his toe ?
>
>Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
>
>Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
>
>(Guitar riff)
>
>So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
>
>Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
>
>Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
>
>I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
>
>(Slow bit)
>
>All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
>
>Now I've got a Court case...........I just want to kick folk, you see ?
>
>Tell me where did Mick go ?
