Post your famous rock star rider

[CrystalGeezer]

Coke (a cola)
Ice bucket
Glasses
Cheezits
Crystal Geyser water
Baby belle cheese
Lindt milk chocolate truffles
Some flowers, whatever the rider-getter thinks is pretty that day
A dog bone for Barney

You'd eat a meal elsewhere, right? I mean how long are you stuck in this room before a show?

 

[MindlessRuffian]

Copious quantities of sizzurp.

 

[Cephalopoda]

a f*** tonne of diet coke
beer, preferably stella (for i am a wife beater)
xl bacon double cheeseburgers (from burger king obv)

I am without a doubt the classiest bird ever.

 

[Brel]

4 pints of organic semi skimmed milk
Bananas
A couple of bottles of quality white wine, with small wine glasses.
A crate of Ale (Thwaites Wainwright) with jug pint pots.
Disco crisps (cheese n onion & salt n vinegar)
Two ripe avocados
Griddled halloumi, drizzled in lemon, served with fresh french bread.

Large widescreen tv, with dvd/blu ray player.

One Man & His Dog dvd.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

a f*** tonne of diet coke
beer, preferably stella (for i am a wife beater)
xl bacon double cheeseburgers (from burger king obv)

I am without a doubt the classiest bird ever.

I put coke first because I thought it was funny. Cocaine funny. Because that's what rockstars do, snort 'n' sing.

I've been thinking about this. If Katy Perry is requesting fancy lamps, do you have to request furniture? Do I have to say I want a couch to take a nap on? Because I want a couch too. For napping. And sitting and waiting. And I kind of want the rider to be along the lines of "If you can't find Cheezits if we're not in America, then no biggy, whatever cracker you like, rider-getter." because God communicates in mysterious ways and sometimes you have to not be picky and let the right cracker just come to you which might be a sign that'll soothe your brain so you can go onstage and be comfortable. If you control your reality to much it doesn't allow God a chance to talk to you through crackers and bottle of water or whatever. Everything counts in large amounts.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

red and pink candles (lots of)
Louis Roederer Cristal champagne
Stolichnaya gold vodka
smoked salmon and gruyere cheese parcels
sushi
saffron rice
Pierre Marcolini Belgian chocolates
high percentage cocaine
budding peach roses

4 pints of organic semi skimmed milk
Bananas
A couple of bottles of quality white wine, with small wine glasses.
A crate of Ale (Thwaites Wainwright) with jug pint pots.
Disco crisps (cheese n onion & salt n vinegar)
Two ripe avocados
Griddled halloumi, drizzled in lemon, served with fresh french bread.

Large widescreen tv, with dvd/blu ray player.

One Man & His Dog dvd.

You two are classy.

 

[prisoner77]

Vanilla Slice
Red Wine
Oranges
Rocking Horse
Bitter
Tea

 

[billy scissors]

whats a rock star rider?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

whats a rock star rider?

It's a list of demands a rock star wants in their room backstage.

 

[Half_a_Person]

Fries with brown gravy
Whoopie pies (vanilla bean or regular)
Cocktail wieners
Chardonay
Cranberry juice
Limeade

 

[not_me_not_I]

Bottled water
Ice from filtered water
Large glass
Sliced lemons
Morrissey
Pink jasmine and honeysuckle
Water bowl and blanket for the dogs
Soymilk
Honey nut cheerios, bowl and spoon
Sufficient outlets to recharge computer and cell phone

 

[Dave]

 

[Tibby]

diet coke
reese`s peanut butter cups
an ipod dock
black nail polish
ativan
charcoal pencils

 

[billy scissors]

It's a list of demands a rock star wants in their room backstage.

Oh. A nice cup of tea then..

 

[lastparty]

"bigger bread"

 

[Black Cloud]

organic limes and lemons, sliced
acqua di nepi with filtered ice
a crate of fireworks
some vegan burgers
assorted wigs

 

[JoanOfArc]

Watermelon and honey.

 

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