New Balls Please: The Case Of The Missing Balls - Peter Katsis via Morrissey Official FB

New Balls Please
The Case of the Missing Balls

- By P. Katsis

Ho Hum……..another boring day, another boring story in The Guardian about Morrissey.

How long ago was that comment about Mr Robinson? More than a month ago?

And The Guardian are still writing about it?

Must be sad for the editors to know they need to write about Morrissey in order to have anyone buy or read their shit paper.

Must be even more disappointing for them that the event they helped back in Manchester on Sunday night was a complete failure.

No one attended.

Bottom line is Morrissey doesn’t need Mr Lee, or The Guardian, for anything.

He is still doing quite fine, even in the UK.

At this point The Guardian could not be more predictable. More insignificant to the music audience. I did not think that possible to be honest.

Most folks know The Guardian has had it out for M for years now.

And most folks realize that when the Guardian prints a headline saying Former Morrissey fans plan an anti-racist rally, …..
that nobody involved with planning the rally was an ex-Morrissey fan.

The Guardian is but one thing.

Where are the music writers who actually have balls? Are there any contrarians left out there?

Anyone that appreciates that an artist actually has any opinions at all?

Or still writes socially conscious lyrics in his music?

We all hate Trump over here, but I’d like to think we are not all mindless idiots with the same cookie-cutter opinions on every subject.

Since when do the N.M.E. and Noisey agree with The Guardian about anything?

Where has the “Underground" gone?

Plus let’s face it…...

Despite what you think of his political opinions, has anyone known Morrissey to have actually committed a crime?

Or even been accused of committing any crimes?

Do you really think he backs everything that Tommy Robinson believes? Or just his thoughts on Immigration?

When he talks about The Chinese being a sub-species, is he really talking about the Chinese people??

Or is he more than likely making reference to the Chinese government and their unforgivable treatment of animals?

When he starts a comment off by declaring that he hates rape, and hates to hear that anyone has to deal with abuse…..

is he really backing up Kevin Spacey like every headline posted???

Or was he saying it was unlikely that particular 14 year old didn’t suspect what he was getting into by going to that room?

By making any commentary, does Morrissey deserve the same treatment by the press as Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, R Kelly, or Brand New?

People that have actually been accused rape and abuse?

So why does he get included with all of them? Because his opinions deserve that inclusion? Give me a break.

How come there is never a voice raised to point out the obvious?

Because the bottom line is it’s always a better headline when an editor hand picks the parts of the comment that implies the worst.

Certainly controversy has always been king, but never so much as it is now in this “click bait” world that we live in.

Controversy pays off big. So who are we kidding? It’s clear these editors have their agenda set. Pure capitalism.

And if you are a “Has-Been Haslam” type, and you have a book coming out, then….. why not take a shot?

The press will cover it and you’ll get some attention you can’t get any other way.

Smarter people are hopefully not fooled by that kind of crap, but…..some people only read the headlines, and…...

...what’s sad is if folks read enough of those headlines they almost become fact in the ether of today’s version of “the truth”.

Of course I have to admit I’m just a Yank so I can’t even pretend to be an expert on the UK press or British politics.

Although it certainly appeared to be a very interesting day in politics in London yesterday.

The world is a mess right now. Plenty of liberals have mixed opinions for the first time.

And certainly in this age of political correctness and #metoo it would be best to say nothing.

But from this outsiders view, and what no one seems willing to say, is that the UK press seems to have lost their balls somewhere.

Has anyone seen them? - PK



Save the messenger shooting please.
Regards,
FWD.

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Related item:

• "How to treat Morrissey? Stop listening to him" by Stewart Lee - The Guardian - July 8, 2018

 

[klaus]

whenever someone writes something in defense of morrissey it's always formatted in a odd way. remember when jesse had enough with kristeen and tony, so he wrote that letter that looked almost like a ransom note? i think this piece by PK would be more powerful if it was in paragraph form and not formatted like by a serial killer type.

 

[Anonymous]

The thing no-one has picked up on yet is that there's no hilarious pun based on the name Stewart Lee. He's just referred to as Mr Lee. Morrissey's powers appear to be fading.

 

[Anonymous]

Funny. But your name is moony anus!

I'd give this a like, but I can't.

 

[Bluebirds]

That was a bit deranged. Can't we talk a out the football?

 

[Irish blood Irish heart]

Nope, nothing to do with skin colour, like I said, we are already a multicultural society so what would it achieve even to stop immigration entirely, those brown people you refer to are already here to stay.

Concerns with immigration are legitimate concerns to do with trying to get your child in a school, getting a doctors appointment, undermining our workforce or getting seen at A&E etc all these things immigration plays a part in.

You’re putting forward a very balanced and logical argument but I’m afraid it’s lost on Charlie cheesedick as his heads too far up skinny’s arse to see what’s going on around him

 

[scatterkeir]

Morrissey IS showing that he's capable of learning in one respect, this one has less 'clearly Morrissey's exact words' than the last Katsis thing.

 

[URBANUS]

My dad had a new ball about 3-4 years ago and when he arrived for the operation his blood pressure was that of a firemans waterhose. Out with the real one and replace it with a fake one.
Usually they remove both over a certain age but the idiot doctor didn't get that memo.

 

[Anonymous]

Morrissey IS showing that he's capable of learning in one respect, this one has less 'clearly Morrissey's exact words' than the last Katsis thing.

Of course, it could be Katsis that is learning.

 

[scatterkeir]

What's the longest anyone has managed to represent Morrissey?

 

[Anonymous]

My dad had a new ball about 3-4 years ago and when he arrived for the operation his blood pressure was that of a firemans waterhose. Out with the real one and replace it with a fake one.
Usually they remove both over a certain age but the idiot doctor didn't get that memo.

So you're telling us your dad has only got one ball?

Hmmmm….

 

[theend]

i am a huge morrissey fan since 86. he is not racist. i voted for trump. i am not racist.. morrissey is right that the left has basically stated that if you disagree with them you are racist. f*** THEM!!!

 

[evennow]

He's just stoking up the fire again. I'm surprised that Moz or his management would even bother replying or commenting on this shit. The press is out to get Moz and he bares his neck to them every time.
As much as I like Moz, Katnips comments about what Moz meant when he said 'the chinese are a sub species' is a load of bollox. You don't get to rewrite history.

Sounds like:

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[vegan.cro spirit# 589]

i am a huge morrissey fan since 86. he is not racist. i voted for trump. i am not racist.. morrissey is right that the left has basically stated that if you disagree with them you are racist. f*** THEM!!!

Yeah they hate CAPITALISM FFS and favor communism. Skinny and Chezz are outraged that Moz put an album and expects to get paid. Of course under communism there is no money or record. LOL You have to work for funny money that cant buy the nothing that is available. Look at Venezuela there is NO FOOD or WATER. This has happened in all Commie countries, the MORE they try it out, the more of a clusterf***. People think that this time it will be different there WILL FREE CDS and FREE REEFER and FREE GIN and FREE BEER and NO WORK. The INFRASTRUCTURE WILL MAKE ITSELF WITH LASER BEAMS, like the one commie one nut here surmised. Skinny and Chezz have it all figured out. All NON FUNGUS fungi will be outlawed btw, when the Commies take over the UK.

 

[URBANUS]

So you're telling us your dad has only got one ball?

Hmmmm….

Yep, 88 and only one cause candida started eating one. The other one is a silicone ball so the sack is even.

 

[Anonymous]

whenever someone writes something in defense of morrissey it's always formatted in a odd way. remember when jesse had enough with kristeen and tony, so he wrote that letter that looked almost like a ransom note? i think this piece by PK would be more powerful if it was in paragraph form and not formatted like by a serial killer type.

I think PK has done a good job with this as good as he could. I think PK is Morrissey's manager. I'm glad that he is sticking up for Morrissey.

I'm guessing you are talking about Jesse Tobias and Kristeen Young? Who is Tony?

 

[Anonymous]

whenever someone writes something in defense of morrissey it's always formatted in a odd way. remember when jesse had enough with kristeen and tony, so he wrote that letter that looked almost like a ransom note? i think this piece by PK would be more powerful if it was in paragraph form and not formatted like by a serial killer type.

Anyone who thinks any of these official statements aren't actually dictated by morrissey himself is deluded . No one involved in the moz camp would issue such a statement without it coming from the man himself , as they'd be risking instant dismissal . Moz always tries to hide behind someone else to give some plausible deniability and claim he never said what he said.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Why do people even post this

 

[URBANUS]

Why do people even post this

Call your subspecies!
Yellow Yin and yellow Yang.

"aaaaaaaaahhhhh lovey lovey long time little dollahhhhh"

FLIED LICE!

 

[Anonymous]

I am so very sick of The Guradian and all the press and social media going against Morrissey. They should go and try to destroy those who really damage our society and way of living. Those who build golden castles to the expenses of us, the people. Politicians, business men, royalty... The really big names out there, those are the danger! Not a singer!! I am even getting tired of this site. I might stop visiting this, but not buying HIS music. This suppose to be an informative website, but it is becoming a war zone between fans.

NOBODY views Morrissey as a threat in ANY way. People view Morrissey as an asshole because of the garbage that he continually spews to the press. This isn’t on the media or some perceived “leftist agenda”. The blame for this lies firmly with the man-child himself. It’s compunded by the fact that the millenial f***-tards who defend him are propping him up as a poster-boy for “free speech”. All of this could be avoided if he just kept his f***ing dull, wanker gob shut - except when he opens it to sing. If he had even a smidge of talent left, quit releasing complete GARBAGE and ripping off his fans, the media would be talking about his music.

Get a tiny grip.

 

[TJ Burns]

This is a classic “audience of one” statement.