Morrissey to host oscars next year?

[I am a Ghost]

Sounds like utter bollox to me.

 

[VacancyForABackscrubber]

I wouldn't want him to do it.

I don't actually know why

 

[dailyalice]

I wouldn't want him to do it.

I don't actually know why

Because it would seem too much like selling out?

 

[Neader]

I would LOVE that.
He should also "accidentally" moon the audience and pass it off as a wardrobe malfunction.

Hah I don't see him trying to apologize to people.

It'd be funny if he was like, "They came to see me, thought that was what they wanted"

 

[Bluebirds]

Wasn't Morrissey meant to sing with Ennio Morricone a couple of years back? At the New York City Radio Hall?
Or for the older people anyone remember those rumours of Morrissey doing a duet with Prince?


If this ever happens (the Oscars not the above) I will eat my own shit. Thats a promise and I'll take photos.
Russell Bland and Katy Perry I could understand as she seemingly does every presenting gig going, even appearing at the Camber Sands dwarf convention.

 

[Troy]

Thank you for this very interesting news . . . it seems strange he and Russell would be presenting the whole show, they do not seem 'right' for the job, wonder what the one award will be?

If Morrissey is singing with an orchestra, this will sound amazing. Looking forward to it and we know he won't miss this show . . . .

. . . wonder what he will sing, hopefully a Sinatra song.

 

[Raised on prisoner's aid]

Re: Morrissey to host oscars next year???

There is no way that could be true.

The Oscars could not be canceled at the last moment.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Wasn't Morrissey meant to sing with Ennio Morricone a couple of years back? At the New York City Radio Hall?

Yes. it never happened as we know.

Or for the older people anyone remember those rumours of Morrissey doing a duet with Prince?

I think that was an MTV April 1st spoof.

If this ever happens (the Oscars not the above) I will eat my own shit. Thats a promise and I'll take photos

Scoptophiliacs of the world, unite and take over!

Russell Bland and Katy Perry I could understand as she seemingly does every presenting gig going, even appearing at the Camber Sands dwarf convention.

 

[Danny_]

It's probably David Morrissey again.

 

[VacancyForABackscrubber]

Because it would seem too much like selling out?

Yes...and also I think because he wouldn't 'fit in' there...and they wouldn't appreciate him...

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

"And Tom Cruise, in fact you can leave and you can f*** yourself!"

 

[Quiffaa]

Yes. it never happened as we know.


I think that was an MTV April 1st spoof.



Scoptophiliacs of the world, unite and take over!

Isn't it scatophiliacs? (dons nerd latinist hat)

 

[gretchenraine]

I could see him singing You Were Good in Your Time or something over the memorium/tribute section of the show.

 

[mcrickson]

. . . wonder what he will sing, hopefully a Sinatra song.

I could die happy.

 

[iamnicola]

My friend works for a production company in Manchester, and he has recieved information for next years awards. In the press release it says "to be hosted by Russell Brand and singer Morrissey"??

What?

 

[DIRTYHARRY]

i doubt it is for the oscars, maybe he is getting is confused for another awards evening.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Isn't it scatophiliacs? (dons nerd latinist hat)

I don't know, but I don't want to dwell upon it!

 

[Quiffaa]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatophilia

 

[I am a Ghost]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatophilia

Jayziz...

 

[Quiffaa]

Jayziz...

So be careful if you claim to be a lover of 'Skat' (= most popular german card game) and try to make it sound fanciful...