Morrissey Needs This
- Thread starter Scarlet Ibis
- Start date
JulieDurham
Member
Awesome, I want one!
MindlessRuffian
Señor Member
I am a fan of this response.
troubleluvsme
giddyup
Too bad my ex boyfriend didn't have one of these.
It would have been a nicer way of dumping him than leaving a post-it note on the kitchen counter.
It would have been a nicer way of dumping him than leaving a post-it note on the kitchen counter.
MindlessRuffian
Señor Member
Yikes.
If he had one, you could have eaten the toast afterward for the satisfaction of having done so.
troubleluvsme
giddyup
I was joking....I didn't really do that.
MindlessRuffian
Señor Member
Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.
Fumbling politeness
I need that thing too. So I can finally quit talking to people at all and just give 'em toast. A polite way of being asocial.
troubleluvsme
giddyup
Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.
Fumbling politeness
and you're still awake!
Yes unfortunately. I just can't sleep at night anymore.
And now I can't stop thinking about toast. I guess if Morrissey owned this toaster he'd mainly just draw funny faces.
troubleluvsme
giddyup
Yes unfortunately. I just can't sleep at night anymore.
And now I can't stop thinking about toast. I guess if Morrissey owned this toaster he'd mainly just draw funny faces.
I love toast.
Today, one of my daughters was cleaning out the crumbs in my toaster and now two of the four bread slots don't heat up anymore.
shawnxvx
funemployment!
Yes unfortunately. I just can't sleep at night anymore.
are you a vampire?
ForgetMe
Somebody's Luckless Son
FlowSnakes
Classic Mixed Signal
Damn, I need this!
"Dear useless temp,
as you are lazy, useless and
a waste of space,
your contract will not
be extended into 2010.
Good luck and all that"
"Dear useless temp,
as you are lazy, useless and
a waste of space,
your contract will not
be extended into 2010.
Good luck and all that"
