Morrissey fan cleared

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> Royalty!! the queen and all that crowd. the royal family. Not to be
> confused with the royle family who are most welcome.
> You won't find them sunbathing, surfing, wearing baseball hats, playing
> golf, or making their sentences sound like questions.
> Aye...not many of us no-nonsense indoor types left.
Beach Season is over and im all for indoor activities. Are huge TV's and an excellent sound system allowed in McCAnnLand? These are essentials to watch the Rangers get their asses kicked! OH and a fully stocked fridge with your favorite beverage.

> Okay, just off to get myself a beer. See yeez later.

> * "Noni!! What's for dinner? Goddammit woman, you better shape up or
> ship out!"*
Does your Noni cook all your favorites? WHICH ARE?

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> Beach Season is over and im all for indoor activities. Are huge TV's and
> an excellent sound system allowed in McCAnnLand?

No. Wee TV's only I'm afraid. As Jim Royle said when the rest of the family were ooohing and aaaahing about someone buying a wide-screen telly,
" It's just the same shite. Only wider."
Wise words.

These are essentials to
> watch the Rangers get their asses kicked! OH and a fully stocked fridge
> with your favorite beverage.
> Does your Noni cook all your favorites? WHICH ARE?

sardines on toast. Beans on toast. Cheese on toast. Bacon on toast (with tomato sauce)(that's 'ketchup' to my north american readers). Beetroot on toast. Sirloin on toast. And toast.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> No. Wee TV's only I'm afraid. As Jim Royle said when the rest of the
> family were ooohing and aaaahing about someone buying a wide-screen telly,
> " It's just the same shite. Only wider."
> Wise words.
how wee is wee? Like 13 inch?
> These are essentials to

> sardines on toast. Beans on toast. Cheese on toast. Bacon on toast (with
> tomato sauce)(that's 'ketchup' to my north american readers). Beetroot on
> toast. Sirloin on toast. And toast.
So what do you call the sauce you put on spaghetti?
Do you like Grilled cheese with a Jersey Tomato. YUM

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> how wee is wee? Like 13 inch?

Well, I'm no expert but mine is 13 inch. I reckon that's about the average, right?

> So what do you call the sauce you put on spaghetti?

Spaghetti?? I don't know what spaghetti is. I know it's Italian for 'little string' but I cannae imagine eating that. Not even with tomato sauce. Yeuch!

> Do you like Grilled cheese with a Jersey Tomato. YUM

Jersey tomatoes are great, but I think their neighbours in Guernsey produce even better ones.
I don't know how to grill cheese, and I don't think my Noni does either. We just have it sliced off the block and slapped onto the toast. We're simple folks, y'know. Nothing fancy.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> Well, I'm no expert but mine is 13 inch. I reckon that's about the
> average, right?
I think a 13 inch is way way way! above average. Your ruining your image here with such a large one. Before you know it people will be knocking down your door.
> Spaghetti?? I don't know what spaghetti is. I know it's Italian for
> 'little string' but I cannae imagine eating that. Not even with tomato
> sauce. Yeuch!
I make mine without the string. It burns to easily and gets all soggy in boiling water. I use flour and eggs instead.
> Jersey tomatoes are great, but I think their neighbours in Guernsey
> produce even better ones.
> I don't know how to grill cheese, and I don't think my Noni does either.
> We just have it sliced off the block and slapped onto the toast. We're
> simple folks, y'know. Nothing fancy.
Grilled cheese is the same only the cheese gets yummyier.Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster(which costs about $60?) you cook it up in a saute pan($30) and just use the tomato of your choice.
Have you ever had an Alderney tomato? They are hard to come by but if you can it's worth it. Anything surrounded by salt and sand has to be good.

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> I think a 13 inch is way way way! above average. Your ruining your image
> here with such a large one. Before you know it people will be knocking
> down your door.

I didn't realise. I thought that was about average. I'll change it for a smaller one. If it's at all possible.

> I make mine without the string. It burns to easily and gets all soggy in
> boiling water. I use flour and eggs instead.
> Grilled cheese is the same only the cheese gets yummyier.Instead of
> toasting your bread in a toaster(which costs about $60?) you cook it up in
> a saute pan($30) and just use the tomato of your choice.

A toaster?? A saute pan?? We don't use any of those fancy things, lgdac. My Noni sits in front of the fire with the bread impaled on a long fork. Cannae imagine doing that with cheese. Wouldn't it melt?

> Have you ever had an Alderney tomato? They are hard to come by but if you
> can it's worth it. Anything surrounded by salt and sand has to be good.

Alderney tomatoes are great. Quite hard to get hold of though. My local greengrocer keeps a few of them under the counter for his best customers. You have to know the special password. When he hears it, he knows exactly what you're after. Keep it quiet. The walls have ears, y'know.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> I didn't realise. I thought that was about average. I'll change it for a
> smaller one. If it's at all possible.
Trust me, that's huge and it's probably a good idea to change it for a smaller one if your front door is anything like the one you had in NYC. I forgot to tell you sorry about the damage I did to it that night after Hoboken. I swear, I just kicked it a little bit.
> A toaster?? A saute pan?? We don't use any of those fancy things, lgdac.
> My Noni sits in front of the fire with the bread impaled on a long fork.
> Cannae imagine doing that with cheese. Wouldn't it melt?
No, just put it on top, just like Toast and beans. I hope you at least do the dishes after she spent hours slaving over a hot fire.

> Alderney tomatoes are great. Quite hard to get hold of though. My local
> greengrocer keeps a few of them under the counter for his best customers.
> You have to know the special password. When he hears it, he knows exactly
> what you're after. Keep it quiet. The walls have ears, y'know.
Don't worry, I do. There wouldn't be a problem if there weren't so many GODDAMN golf course in Alderney taking up space of good farmland.

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: no shit sherlock!

> Trust me, that's huge and it's probably a good idea to change it for a
> smaller one if your front door is anything like the one you had in NYC. I
> forgot to tell you sorry about the damage I did to it that night after
> Hoboken. I swear, I just kicked it a little bit.

You shouldn't have kicked it. Long cardboard boxes are pretty flimsy. I had to re-build it the next day.

> No, just put it on top, just like Toast and beans. I hope you at least do
> the dishes after she spent hours slaving over a hot fire.

If I did the dishes I would have to find out where the kitchen was. That's women's territory.

> Don't worry, I do. There wouldn't be a problem if there weren't so many
> GODDAMN golf course in Alderney taking up space of good farmland.

True. No golf courses in Mccannland. It's a hanging offence.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Your just being modest

> You shouldn't have kicked it. Long cardboard boxes are pretty flimsy. I
> had to re-build it the next day.
Well, I'm guessing your apartment was about 500sf, hardly a cardbox box. What a bargain at $4000 a month. I hope you were able to get your security check back with my footprint on your front door.

> If I did the dishes I would have to find out where the kitchen was. That's
> women's territory.
Hmmm. You should give ESPN a call. I heard they might be hiring.

> True. No golf courses in Mccannland. It's a hanging offence.
Does that mean being an attorney is a hanging offence also.