> I have laughed at all Morrisseys songs. Not AT. Sorry WITH. I've
> laughed along with all of them. Even 'Vicar In A Tutu', his most
> touching lyric ever. Laughed me socks off!
> Sorry, that's six sentences. Seven. No eight...Oh F...
i always get a kick out of the Lyrics for Kill Uncle. Even "there is a place for me and my friends in hell." But especially King Leer.
Your boyfriend, he
went down on one knee
well, could it be
he's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
with Vodka
or, Tizer
I can't quite remember
but you didn't thank me
you didn't even thank me
because you never do
Your boyfriend, he
has the gift of the gab
or, could it be
the gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I lay down beside you
and...nothing much happened
and you didn't phone me
you didn't even phone me
because it's not your style
to dial
Your boyfriend, he
displays to me
more than just
a hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
with a homeless chihuahua
you gushed for an hour *
you handed him back and said
"You'll never guess
I'm bored now"
* that should be coo'd for an hour, I think...?