ive found my mojo.prepare yourselves.

[pillow]

 

[shakespere]

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself

 

[pillow]

Were I like you id toss myself off.

 

[shakespere]

Thine breath stinks with eating toasted cheese

 

[pillow]

im allergic to cheese you bun-munching fondue licking ass -poking wierdo.

hey shakespERE
i think me and you should collaborate.

an erotic short story involving...

 

[shakespere]

Thou] hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more faults than wealth