Anyway, this fat white lady from Detroit posted the $100,000 bail for R. Kelly and his gross herps.
I just wanted to tell her in the comments section, “That $100,000 isn’t ever gonna get you close enough to rub your fat rolls on R. Kelly’s gross herps.
I think she would pay half a million to be his sex slave. But she missed out! She is fat, old, and white!!
Anyway, they met on a local cruise looking at Lake Michigan a couple of months ago. If you ask me, someone should have pushed them both in then.