I think Morrissey is a completely normal person who just wants to get laid

[CrystalGeezer]

Hey C G methinks Morrissey got us all fooled. He could be anyone or anything, but one things for sure. Or at least I have always thought. Whatever, he is, he's not about to tell any of us. He's too smart for that.

Yeah. He's probably tapping some prime pussy every night and has us all thinking he's a fumbling, loveless dumdum.