As far as Coldplay and Stone Roses go!

[greasetea]

I have farted better music than those two idiotic, should have died in John Denver's plane, so called Soup Dragons-wannabe (which is an awful puddle of sick and pee in its own right!)"bands."

I have heard rigor mortus from John Doe cadaver's that sound like Beethoven's unheard symphony compared to either one of those clit-magnet bands.

So as far as some commentary and wonderment in what "Smiths" and "Morrissey" fans like: Let me put it succinctly to you masturbators.........

I...

hate...

Morrissey...

fans...

and if you left me in a room with you for two minutes, YOU will bleed from more orifices than the ebola zaire can do to you.